nameraka

how are things?

so far two of the mocks i've read (including mel kiper's) have the dolphins drafting a safety in round two. why? they have three starting caliber guys on the roster. how many safeties do you need. i swear, some of these so called draftniks are just pulling things out of their asses.

i did sales for a year. i starved. i went to grad school and got a teaching gig. i'm still starving, but i'm much happier.

billy joel

Thot: Ragnarok

milf

that when a girl randomly calls you up to talk about basically nothing, she probably wants you to ask her out. sorry mandy...

The ambivalence.

eh. elizabeth berkley's aged pretty well imo. now her career on the other hand...

I took my birthdate off Facebook just to see who really remembered. The results were depressing.

but you still can't return your pterodactyl without a receipt.

i believe they grow to fit whatever container you put them in.

Just thought I'd share. Not the noodles. Just the fact that Im eating them. You're welcome.

they always come back. except for the ones who don't...

Apocalypse Wow starring owen wilson

true bromance

if anyone knows where to find this, you have to share.

teacher's highland cream blended scotch rocks repeat

i've been told i look like john cusak. i guess i'm okay with that.

Ingles Food Lion Occasionally Whole Foods or Harris Teeter.

i'm about 5'9". dated a girl who was 5"11 for a few years. no one made anything of it. but i'd be lying if i'd said i wasn't a bit sensitive about it. people can be dicks.

oops. sorry. i should have put a nsfw on that.

i still had the link to the old unevenedge site saved in my favorites and just clicked it by accident. i guess someone bought it and is using for... reasons... the pic apparently changes every time you click.