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nameraka

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  1. this makes me unspeakably sad.
  2. but you were out at the movies watching batman forever so it had to leave a message on your answering machine. next time take your pager with you.
  3. but st. valentine died for our sins... right?
  4. yeah that sounds like something he'd do. i fucking miss that dude.
  5. you say this as though i didn't know she'd kill me if i wasn't
  6. so i'm off the hook for any child support i might owe to previous girlfriends. this is the stuff i think about.
  7. i'm standing outside a broken phone booth with money in my hand.
  8. they do a really good job with pork tenderloin if you're into that sort of thing.
  9. not quite seeing this as sufficient evidence of humans being worthy of survival. still... free stuff is always cool.
  10. idk. 30 dollars of ramen would feed you for like 6 months.
  11. s'okay. i could have just written it out. i mean, that's pretty fucking lazy of me actually.
  12. Game of Thrones.
  13. nothing like that. pod's a nice kid. the setup is that he's given some money to lose his virginity at a brothel. the girls take his virginity but won't take his money.
  14. what did pod actually do to those girls in the brothel who wouldn't take his money...
  15. we didn't have imaginations back then.
  16. this is how people get tazed.
  17. i think we should stop procreating. it isn't working. we're just getting worse.
  18. https://unevenedge.com/topic/37215--/
  19. nameraka

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  20. whoever came up with the idea of taking one day off a week for a whole month is a fucking sadist.
  21. good point. i will try to make fewer assumptions in the future. i will also eat less red meat. you probably didn't need to know that, huh?
  22. the day that makes the rest of the week such a fucking disappointment.
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