nameraka

true story. my dad went to the public library and asked if they had any dostoevsky. librarian told him they only kept the classics.

i actually think he's kinda a shit guitar player.

i'm not okay. haven't been in a long time.

also, someone realizes that it's fucking stupid to hide in the crypts when facing an enemy that can raise the dead.

kudzu helped me stop drinking until i started again.

it's been awhile.

mine are all dead, so...

i like exactly one of their songs. does that count?

miami just traded their 2nd round pick to AZ. guess that means miami gets josh rosen. not sure how to feel about that one.

Have you tried monetizing it?

this thread is a complete waste of your valuable time. you're welcome.

christian wilkins to dolphins at 13. i approve this pick.

honestly, my biggest problem with earth is that she's populated with earthlings, and pretty much fuck them. i'm not having kids, and i don't care what happens to the rest of you when i'm gone. wow. that sounds harsh.

man, fuck this place. i'm moving to mars.

don't talk about how you really feel. ever.

i have a hard time shitting on the orthodox. i mean, at least they're sensible enough to let their priests be married.

They're running out of time.

Is there alcohol involved?

That's kind of a personal question.

Damn. I'm a cold sob and all, but not that cold.

I want to start prepping to shit all over it.

Necrophilia is wrong.

i don't understand what you mean i just like rusty spoons...

safety first, people.

we did it in my sister in laws back yard. catering by chick-fil-a only family and a few close friends invited. my dad was the minister. my wife's uncle provided the music. basically we just rented some chairs. total cost was about $1000. my advice would be to keep it simple.