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  1. Top Gun
    Reading that was a journey.
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    Delightfully devilish, Seight.
  3. Top Gun
    Let's make our OWN service! With blackjack! And hookers!
  4. Top Gun
    This was probably inevitable, but it's still massively fucking disappointing. We should have had Resting Shit Face getting absolutely reamed on the stand.
  5. Top Gun
    The balls on this motherfucker.
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    Also raising an entire flock of orange children.
  8. Top Gun
    Party like it's 1915?
  9. Top Gun
    If Abbot wants to tell the whole world he has a micropenis he can just come out and say it directly.
  10. Top Gun
    Man, I spent way too many hours on Superdickery.com back in the day. Good times. ("As popular as Ringo!" sure is damning with faint praise isn't it?)
  11. Top Gun
    Well I guess if the good legislature of Tennessee wanted to confirm for the world that their state is full of racist inbred rednecks, they've succeeded spectacularly.
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    Imagine being Kid Rock in 2023.
  14. Top Gun
    So what you're saying is that large chunks of our country are mentally disabled. Is this supposed to be news?
  15. Top Gun
    I've got tauntauns coming out of my ass, ha-ha!
  16. Top Gun
    Okay that looks kickass.
  17. Top Gun
    Man, we always got Crisp Kringles in our Christmas stockings.
  18. Top Gun
    Life comes at you fast.
  19. Top Gun
    Toothless gesture, but it's something I guess.
  20. Top Gun
    If Princess Principal airs I will never get the OP out of my brain. ...who am I kidding it's been lodged in my brain for 4 years now. Seriously, this goes so fucking hard.
  21. Top Gun
    Ping Pong was goddamn incredible.
  22. Top Gun
    I torrent and then buy everything on physical media like a good boomer.
  23. Top Gun
    His term as president can probably be described as mediocre at best, but he's arguably done more good for the world afterwards than any other man who's held the office.
  24. Top Gun
    Plants need to keep it in their damn pants and not skeet all over my breathing air.
  25. Top Gun
    Nabs, somewhere... But people were seriously confused about these things? The oak trees in our neighborhood drop them in droves every year. They get pollen shit all over my car and blow around the street in big clumps.
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