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Guy dies and goes to Hell. There he is met by a guide demon who tells him, "I know how they talk about us above, but it's not all that bad down here. For example, we have a choice of areas where you can spend eternity and you get to choose after seeing each of them. Follow me." The demon leads him to a great wooden door, which he opens with a loud creak. "This is the first room." The guy looks in and as far as the eye can see, there are men & women, standing on their heads on broken glass. The guy winces and says, "Let me see another room." The demon takes him to the next door and the guy looks inside. As far as he can see, there are men & women standing on their heads on broken glass. The guy shudders and says, "Take me to the next room. Please!" At the third door, the demon states, "This is the final room. You will have to make your choice after this." As the door opens, the guy is nearly knocked down by the stench. Once he recovers and peers inside, he sees men & women as far as the eye can see, standing upright, drinking tea and coffee, knee deep in human feces. "Make your choice", says the demon. The guy considers all he has seen and decides, "Well, the smell here is nearly unbearable, but I guess this beats the other two." "Fine", says the demon, "go down and find yourself a spot to spend eternity. Someone will bring you coffee or tea." The guy finds a spot, trying to hold back his gagging. Just as he does, he hears in a loud, booming voice, "ALRIGHT, COFFEE BREAK'S OVER, EVERYONE BACK ON YOUR HEADS!"

Mostly use it to listen to Spotify at work or look up stuff on the web when I'm out. Rarely use it as a phone.

Cyrillic

The FDoT is still investigating...with hookers...and Blackjack... http://wgntv.com/2018/03/07/truck-spills-60000-pounds-of-busch-beer-onto-florida-interstate/

Nope. SINK.

Nope. It"s Fennel. In the sauce and the sausage.

That's out of the blue. RIP.

Mechanic finds body in trunk of car

"A team" is usually the pros, "B team" the substitutes and anything else is the "bench riders"

"I'm telling you, free coffee is a Constitutional Right! Just look it up - Juan Valdez vs the State of California!" - Dr Johnny Fever

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2011/nov/02/anonymous-zetas-hacking-climbdown

My Grandfather joined the Navy during WWI, lying about his age (14) and his step-father, a doctor, went along & vouched for him.

https://www.consumerreports.org/dietary-supplements/heavy-metals-in-protein-supplements/

There are plenty of people out there that would make short work of you to get that. Like that Homeless guy who won the Lottery, I think in FL. Hired some woman to handle things for him. Next thing you know, everything is in her name and he's found under the cement garage floor.

Door #2, without hesitation.

Surprised nobody got it.

You want to check our what?

Just take the elevator to the 13th floor.

More like a 13th story.

Me too - but that's another story...

I'd never advocate looking online for the instructions to make an emp generator from a disposable camera. So don't do that.

The question is - are you a "Special Teenager"?