tsar4

Today it's an old one -

It doesn't apply to anyone - it's a zeniism and therefore totally meaningless.

The scrawny 98 lb weakling that set you on your ass.

That or they find a place where there's a "wind tunnel effect". That stuff will lift you off your feet if you don't expect it.

Picture this guy with a mohawk.

Commie Pandas!

Sure, steroids. I doubt that the most famous former bouncer ever took those.

"6 feet from shoulder to shoulder and 5 feet from the ground" - well you've got the second part down. "Iron fists, a head like a boulder..." Eh, not so much. Rocks in your head, maybe...but you look like a punch from you would feel like being smacked with a wet sponge.

Anything directed by Alan Smithee

All the muscle definition of the Pillsbury Doughboy.

Eraserhead

I think I've mentioned this before on the ASMB - I was the Manager on Call one night & got called to the camera dept. The girl behind the counter said that the customer was visiting from Argentina, didn't speak English & her interpreter didn't understand what she wanted either. The customer wanted to buy a display camera (last one left) and kept saying "la Literatura?". I thought about it, summoned up 2 years of HS Spanish from 18 years prior and said, "Instrucciones?". The customer got really excited at first, nodding up and down repeatedly and yelling, "Si, Si!". Then she looked at (pale, white bread) me, then at her interpreter, then back at me and busted out laughing! I guess she couldn't get over the gringo understanding her before her interpreter.

Here's what someone posted to FB after TWC stated it was because the reporter was standing on grass unlike the cement the kids were on -

...and he would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids!

Not often, but the same applies to planting over the house sewer line.

Actually, it depends on whether it has rained recently. Tends to grow faster after rains. Still, they should let it grow to about 3-4 inches so that the roots are deeper, it retains moisture better and helps block weed seed from getting to soil and germinating.

You forgot comedian Larry Miller's extra line from "The Five Stages of Drinking"...."And this time, I mean it!".

As long as you didn't plant it over a septic tank...

Thanks for the compliment, zeni.

It's a physical thing. At a sub-conscious level, they realize that they're running out of viable eggs soon.

You're completely wrong, at or around age 26-27 is the age that women tend to radically change.