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Don't believe them. Mgmt will either put the reviews for the most difficult people first (if they're smart) or last (bad move). Short reviews are great, from the reviewer's perspective. It means they didn't have much they could complain about & you didn't give them an ulcer by complaining about everything/everyone. I hated giving reviews.

Clicked some link when I wasn't really paying attention & ended up with "Golden Palace Casino" virus. Took about half a day to clean the thing out of everywhere it had infested.

I opt for intelligence, with a side of sarcasm...

The news stated that the Royal Family paid for the ceremony. The town of Windsor I think was paying for the stuff outside, but considering the tourists there lining the route and shucking out $$$ into the local economy, I doubt they took a loss.

I didn't wake up to watch. The Sun came up & the freakin' birds were chirping outside. I came downstairs & it was on at the point where they were doing the vows.

Didn't care about the particpants, but the ceremony was interesting. Kinda wondered about the aisle - since the procession walks out over the final resting place of Henry VIII, Jane Seymour & King Charles I - I guess they never had the "it's disrespectful to walk on someone's grave" thing in England...unless it is meant as a diss. And unlike others in my family, I don't know much about horses, but I could tell there was one during the carriage ride that wanted to break free & run. The rider was really having to fight with it.

It's that thing that keeps you from getting Alzhiemer's - keeps the plauque outta your brain.

That's because it's a type of nightshade berry.

We only had one TV when I was growing up (Living Room). We didn't get a color tv until I was 9, maybe a 19 inch diagonal at that time. One phone in the Kitchen. I think I finally got a landline phone when I was 17. Should have been careful what I wished for, all the phones rang when the store alarm went off at 2am. Didn't get a tv until I was 25 & had moved out. My folks sent me a 12" B&W that had been hit by lightning - to turn it off, you had to unplug it.

"Scotch and Soda Mud in your eye Baby, do I feel high, oh me oh my Do I feel high..."

Mater tua criceta fuit, et pater tuo odoratúsque ex elderberry

"Maybe you’ll marry, maybe you won’t Maybe you’ll have children, maybe you won’t Maybe you’ll divorce at 40 Maybe you’ll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary Whatever you do, don’t congratulate yourself too much, or berate yourself either. Your choices are half chance; so are everybody else’s"

Full disclosure - here's who posted it on FB

...is this?

Bite me - Carlin had it right!

Topical!

So I was reading something from Mike Rowe ("Dirty Jobs", etc) and he mentioned that he was once a Boy Scout. Apparently the Scout Master had the habit of surprising individual scouts by telling them without warning they must sing a song of their choosing during Scouting events where the families were in attendance. Rowe sang this, and got in trouble (in public, with the Scout Master apologizing to those in attendence) but privately the Scout Master told him it was one of the funniest things he'd ever heard.

Exactly what I was going to respond.

"Enjoy our McNuggets with Borscht dipping sauce!"

Looks like one of those joke rubber puke things.