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I know one that will entertain little kids, if that would help.

I'm afraid to look. It may recover a bit tomorrow, but I'm not holding my breath.

We are! Placebos are awesome!

They're real - I've seen one. My cat was staring out the front window and making a weird noise. I looked the direction he was staring and saw something at the top of an evergreen 2 houses down & across the street. I got my field glasses and there was this owl sitting there checking out the area. Couldn't believe my cat saw it that far away.

911 Operator’s Response: "Which of your family members fell overboard?"

...and they sure know how to use it...

Say the ladies are insane there...

Wooohooo! My head is a freakin' trophy case!

"Michael"

Today (Sun) - Nancy's "Rustic style" Pizza (Sausage, Spinach, Roasted Red Pepper, Green Pepper, Black Olives).

That's between you and the Authorities.

Satiate your confusion - https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=122527075

Chicago area classic -

Top Fuel Injector Funny Cars? Big Daddy Don Garlits? Tom "The Mongoose" McKewn? Don "The Snake" Prudhomme? Shirley "Cha-Cha" Muldowney?

No, it really isn't.

Maybe they'd already bought some balloons or they had some left over from a party & pooled them together with the recently bought ones.

Lollipops with bent sticks?

Shred them as fine as possible, then using the shreddings to make something useful out of paper mache to give as a gift.

Out of who's left, BoSox.

You forgot "fewer weapons".

You'll get all the Ladyboys with that one!