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I think Gordon Sumner is spoken for.

You don't, time does. High collared shirts, unless you want to go all "Fred" from Scooby Doo and try to bring back the Ascot. Toothpaste is for zits you need to get rid of fast.

Trophy for the biscuit! I've only ever had them twice, back in the 80s & still remember how good they were.

Cartier - Santos de Cartier $1,095. Meanwhile -

HEY, QUIT YELLING DOWN THERE OR I'M CALLING THE COPS!!!

Somebody bought stock in a Personal Care company...

My, but you're testy today.

Why? Did someone beat you up already?

I would, but I've got a bad back - so picking up dead weight and driving you to the ER isn't viable.

The only full Lebanese guy I knew personally ran the Taco John's across from where I once worked. He developed something for them at his restaurant that was picked up corporately and won their "Mr. Taco" award. Only in America can a Lebanese guy be "Mr. Taco".

Well, Slap Your Mammy

Scotch is booze, Scot/Scottish is a nationality/heritage.

Is this a test?

Science...like "Moonbeams".

I doubt anyone would complain if you brought "Old Tom Horan".

Careful, remember he has the Infinity Glove

a) I would think, no matter the outcome, he'd be in the lead for Governor - particularly in California. b) I take it this was no "Salvage 1" then?

And charge his family for the bullets?

Zombie Ghost Train here.

You may have bombed the interview. But once they interviewed the other candidates, they decided you were better than what they saw afterward. It happens. The last time I interviewed candidates, the one that looked the best on paper spent almost the entire interview telling us we needed to buy some software she used at her previous job. After 5 minutes, I was ready to walk out - but I put up with the remaining 10 min, until my boss got there for her turn. The candidate did the same thing to her.

Hey, thanks! I knew I'd forgotten re-adding somebody after Spotify lost half my music.

Munitions companies.

If it was bathing with a bath brush, I'd guess it was Heckle or Jekyll. But being bigger than normal sounds more like it should have been sitting on the pallid bust of Pallas.

The people you manage won't like you because they'll see you as a brown nosed sell out. The people that manage you won't like you because they'll see you as a potential threat to their position. Have fun.