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Uhhh, no...not creepy in the slightest...

Afraid it will break open with an exact replica of yourself?

All kinds of wrong with this statement.

https://www.amazon.com/Dog-Suds-RESTAURANTS-INDIANA-12-Ounce/dp/B001IW08M4

Find yourself either a "Farm & Fleet" or a "Cost Plus World Market" Both sell individual glass bottles of soda. I recommend "Dog & Suds".

http://loweringthebar.net/2018/07/breached-contract-by-dying.html

I remembered "Emperor" first - mainly because they made such a big deal about how gory it was supposed to be.

Well, in a way - Trump can't take a breath without a lot of people either cheering or going apopletic.

Emperor Of The North, The Wild Bunch & The Posideon Adventure.

My Father sells Men's Prophylactics My Mom pokes the hole with a pin My Sister performs the abortions My gosh, how the money rolls in Rolls in, rolls in, my gosh how the money rolls in (rolls in) Rolls in, rolls in, my gosh how the money rolls in! (National Lampoon)

Frozen coffee drink for me (Mocha Javalanche).

Sure - С П А С Е: Т Н Е Ф И Н А Л Р Р О Н Т Я Е RE Т Е С Е А Р Е Т Е В О У А Г Е С О Р Т Н Е Н Т А Р С З Р Е Н Т Е Р П Р И С ЕЕ Я Т С К О Н Т И Н У И Н Г М И С С И О Н: Т О Е Х Р Л О Р Е С Т Р А Н С Е Н Е З З О Р л Д С, Т О С Е Е К О У Т Н Е Ш Л И Ф Е А Н Д Н Е Ш С I V I L I З.А. Ц И О Н С Т О Б О Л Д Л У Г О Ш Е Р Е Н О О Н Е Н А С О О Н Е Б Е Ф О Р ЕЕ

Just realized "Target" is capitalized. I guess I won't go shopping after all.

Excellent advice, but don't just document them, you'll want to print the pictures and have the landlord sign & date them.

Who the heck put my family photo on the internet?

After thinking about the term "affected", I guess for me it would have been the trio of JFK, MLK & RFK. Afterward, I decided being "important or famous" wasn't a good thing.

Used to drive by the factory in Chicago on occasion. They (Frito Lay) moved out everything around 1986. Frito Lay also changed the recipe up.

Different. Caramel vs Toffee.

It's like Poppycock.

My Mom told me about some cop in FL. whose squad has been hit a bunch of times - it made the news down there. Can't recall, but it might have been at the same intersection each time.