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It's Eric!

Jeez, it's not like they're pedos.

What you afraid of, guy?

Beauty is only skin deep... ...but UGLY goes all the way to the bone!

Me too. Co-written with Paul McCartney. There was a story years ago that I read in some music mag where Costello was at a function with a bunch of other musical celebs. He was talking with or near Bonnie Bramlett (Delaney & Bonnie) and said something derogatory about Ray Charles, using the "N" word. Bonnie hauled off and decked him. A friend later told me that he'd heard that Costello said it because he didn't like Bramlett and was trying to piss her off. Either way, I stopped listening to his music for a long time after I heard it. Apparently it was true, but I didn't hear the bit about James Brown... http://ultimateclassicrock.com/elvis-costello-racist-remarks/

Mgr: "I didn't say you're getting fired, I said you're gonna get cut!"

I blame Chuck U. Farley.

http://wgntv.com/2018/05/29/wrigleyville-taco-bell-employee-stabbed-by-manager/ Wonder if he used one of those little plastic knives?

"eloquently"? "Elegantly" would work.

I like smoke and lightning... Heavy Metal Thunder

I have enough trouble remembering the 5th of November.

There were 3 of them, but one is missing.

Not for me. I found a ring my Mom lost in the backyard. She thought it was gone forever, one of the last things my Dad gave her.

Don't think I've seen one around since the late 70s/early 80s.

Not gonna happen. Ever. With anyone.

Sorry, tsar don't swing that way.

I think hers had conked out & she had a little kid. She refused not to pay for it, so I charged her a penny.

Sold a fully working window a/c to a coworker for a penny.

Ditka

Not so lucky. BTW - back then the going excuse was that it was a "curling iron burn".

Wish I was the cause, those young ladies back then were really attractive.

Never seemed to work for the girls I worked with when I was a teen.