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May an elephant caress you with its toes.

My word of the month is "Munchausen's", which has been dredged back up due to current events in the news and running afoul of someone with it decades ago.

"...with the G** D***** Finkelsteen s**tkid! Son of a B****!"

Sounds a bit like a reworked ripoff of "Here Comes Mr. Jordan/Heaven Can Wait".

I was just going to ask if you were making a hat.

Well done.

My late Aunt was an excellent cook - her prime rib was absolutely amazing, but her lasagne was terrible. She would not add sugar to the sauce and it was horribly bitter. Somehow she got it in her mind that her lasagne was MY FAVORITE and kept making it when I'd come to their place. I had to convince her that it was my Dad that liked it, knowing that he'd never come back north.

Pooh's right.

I shall pray for your tastebuds.

Never saw it. Not a movie fan.

Leader of a Car Club in California pranks a cop, pees in some punch & does a gross parody of a hit song. (Hint - the character's name is used as a band name in the 90s)

Reds

Bison is native to North America, other countries have Buffalo (animals, not cities - like Water Buffalo)

You know what kind of toys they had as kids? Hasbro!

But you have the option not to do so. Science Diet Sensitive Skin & Stomach, Science Diet Prescription Urinary & Purina Gentle. Funny thing is, after checking around, the Prescription is cheapest through the Vet.

Lucky - we have to get 3 different kinds for the 4 of them. One of the types ain't cheap.

Felicitations on the annual occasion of your birth.

Eh, seems like it's being intentionally deceptive, like using 'I've got a bad feeling about this."

A guy swells up & explodes in "Live and Let Die".

The baby didn't die until we burned up all our wood. Considering we ate her all, she tasted pretty good!

...and gondolas.

You ain't foolin' me. Post's don't have buttholes.

Even a brief time in a bubble could make you turn to Scientology.