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Another Kentucky one was that it was illegal to date your mother-in-law. There was a bunch of Boston ones, such as you were required to have a doctor's note to take a bath. I'm guessing drought? Minneapolis had one where it was against the law to drive a red car within the city limits - so much for "Little Red Corvette".

Thought it was the book "You Can't Eat Peanuts in Church", but nope. I did find this little gem within - "In Kentucky, you may not shoot clay pigeons during breeding season."

Either. If tea, I prefer Tazo Earl Grey. And I have a tin of Cinnamon Altoids at my desk for any breath issues.

I knows stuff! Yay me!

It wouldn't be advisable to walk in this neighborhood after dark. There were 2 skunks facing off in our front yard. Even the opposum ran away. No sign of the raccoons.

Isn't making a doily called "tatting"?

I had a book of obscure laws once. One of them was that 37¢ in pennies was not considered legal tender. There was no further explanation as to why such an odd amount was decided upon.

What? No love for Lewis Wilson?

Somebody did...

"Quien es MAS MACHO?"

Jason Bourne vs Bryan Mills (No "Taken 4") vs Christian Wolff ("The Accountant 2" in the works) vs John Wick ("Chapter 3: Parabellum" in the works) Who gets the largest body count? Head to head, who wins? I'm thinking Wick probably has the largest body count of all of them and the idea of "The Continental" world (not SNL/Christopher Walken) is cool. The grown up autistic kid in The Accountant is the most compelling character. Bryan Mills is pretty shopworn and Jason Bourne seems to rehash itself as well. I'd say Wick wins with a no conscience/I'm offing anything that moves attitude. But Wick might also be the least believeable.

Name one time it hasn't.

Average new investor - Buy stock during the end of a stretch of good gains, market corrects slightly, investor sells stock at a loss in a panic. Swears off investing in stock market.

Try this - https://www.czs.org/Brookfield-ZOO/Tickets At least Lincoln Park Zoo is free...https://www.lpzoo.org/

What are the Monkey & the Weasel going to use now?

SUNDAY!!!!

Depends on which day you celebrate as the Sabbath.

Umm, he was all of The Archies.

*approches with anti-inflammitory meds* - You're gonna need these for those arthritic fingers.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Dante

No, "Sugar Daddy" means you've got money, which in your case...well, you know...