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Baseball Bat.

You remember NOTHING...NOTHING!

Well, kinda/sorta... https://www.universetoday.com/145157/astronomers-discover-a-tiny-new-temporary-moon-for-the-earth-welcome-to-the-family-2020-cd3/

+1

I remember when it caught fire.

"Slapshot"

Fear of ending up "IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER"!

Happy Turdy-ith.

"You look like you're both pretty groovy Or if you want something visual That's not too abysmal We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie..." Edit: Sorry - that was meant for Naraku4656's reply about Gladiator movies...

You mean they're not normal?????

Tell them the Priest got a little aggressive in putting the ashes on your forehead.

you betcha!

That's the other reason I posted this - the list of names, like "circle beard", which is what I have, but the beard is pointier like the "van dyke".

Cash was still alive when that happened.

Uh-oh - CDC says we can't properly wear facial masks...

Used H&R once. The person helping me was obviously a temp/trainee. She just read me questions from a book & plugged stuff in a computer. I could friggin' do that & have used Tax software ever since. I think I tried H&R software once, but found TaxCut (Intuit) simpler.