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  1. 2 CBS, 5 NBC, 7 ABC, 9 WGN, 11 PBS, 32 IND (now FOX). Despite rumors to the contrary, I was not around for the Red, Blue & DuMont networks.
  2. You know what the first thing you realize in coding class? The world never says "Hello" back.
  3. Not a crush & not really a celeb, just a waitress at a Wisc supper club in a "Travel Wisconsin" commercial. I find her rather attractive.
  4. Forgot to mention 'Nam & the Draft.
  5. Jeez zeni, how beta are you? You eat jerky you didn't make yourself from something you killed?
  6. Hazy memories of my grandmother's kitchen - a house she moved out of before I was 1 yr old. Oh and I'll see you the '80s and raise you the '60s, when only some cars had seatbelts, few had safety glass, tv commercials for beer & cigarettes used cartoon characters (even Fred Flintstone), cigarettes didn't have warning labels, gas & paint contained lead and pesticides had DDT.
  7. Every girlfriend or friend that comes to his house is going to hear the story. He's already doomed and doesn't even know it.
  8. The Bots are all named "Hesh".
  9. Shreds over $1,000 of parents cash - https://www.wfmynews2.com/article/news/nation-world/2-year-old-shreds-over-1000-of-parents-saved-debt-money/83-600947881
  10. Kinda old for you...I mean, she's older than me.
  11. Too boring to keep up some faux persona. wysiwyg
  12. Wow, I never met someone that could see a person's IQ!
  13. C:\DOS\run ECHO "Run Dos Run!"
  14. Carolina Reapers are veggies and mega alpha.
  15. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Penny_for_Your_Thoughts_(The_Twilight_Zone)
  16. I remember the guy going ballistic on air because he was told that Jim Brady had been killed during the Reagan assassination attempt. He'd just spent about 10 minutes eulogizing the man.
  17. But he's dead...
  18. I have a cousin who's a lawyer. He never looks happy.
  19. And if they do, throw them on to the field so they can go get the ball.
  20. The bra was either designed by an aircraft engineer (Howard Hughes) or some fancy brand designer referred to by one name. You want cheap? Tie some hankies together like the first bra was.
  21. tsar4

    I am bored

    Is this Japan's version of King Arthur vs The Black Night, and if so, which one says "None shall pass!"?
  22. ...and she shivs him, for stiffing her Dad (the delivery guy) on the tip.
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