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I've heard he OWNS Candyland & Chutes and Ladders.

Not to mention I'd try to order one and receive an orange drink.

Meh, I haven't had one in...come to think of it, I've never had one - it would going to McD's.

You're no Ed O'Neill. Stash: Can I help you, lady? Stuffy Lady: [ in a thick, stuffy accent ] Yes, you cahn. The recipe I’m using calls for a foot-long salami. Do you have a foot-long salami? Stash: Have I got a salami? Oh, I got a salami, lady.. and I do believe it’s twelve inches long! Right, Tony? Tony: [ stops sweeping, smiles ] Maybe bigger! Stash: That’s what I’m thinking! So, yeah, I got your salami right here! [ points down behind the counter, towards his crotch, then looks up curiously ] Tony, where’s that salami? Tony: [ looks around ] Oh. It’s hanging right up there, next to the bratwurst. Stash: Oh! Oh, yeah! [ grabs the salami and wraps it in butcher block paper ] Here you are, lady, here’s a nice salami.. it cost you $5.

50° today, tomorrow? Up to 15".

Isn't it just a "Grasshopper" without the booze?

Here's hoping for a successful surgery & speedy recovery!

"Beulah, peel me a grape."

Vy a duck?

You really need to stop sampling the Mixology results.

And Malcolm X, JFK, RFK, & MLK assassinations.

I recently found out that the non-descript building where those bands played in late 60s in Chicago (which I only knew in its final days as a roller rink before being torn down for condos) was also where "Ted Healy & His Southern Gentlemen (aka Moses Howard, Shemp Howard & Curly Howard)" performed. Larry (Fine) was the emcee at the place (1928) and joined the team, eventually being renamed "The Three Stooges".

Older brothers of friends (or possibly even younger Dads) sweating out the Draft - yeah, barrels of laughs, that was.