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That's a great cartoon!

Happy Birthday, etc. ect. Statistical odds aren't that bad. Odds are pretty good for 2 people in a group of 30 having the same birthday. (The things I learned in Electronics classes) https://betterexplained.com/articles/understanding-the-birthday-paradox/

Not grammar. "Of" is the wrong word entirely. "Should've" would have worked.

https://www.sunnyskyz.com/blog/2649/Physicist-Wins-Ig-Noble-Prize-For-Study-On-Whether-Cats-Should-Be-Classified-As-Liquids-Or-Solids

Templeton?

Obviously shops at "The House of Luchador".

If that's so, then there were 299 others let go for the same reason.

I know he's scary, but someone should of said something "should have said something."

That's because you're mostly harmless.

The apron was made from hemp?

Au contrare. Constant self-doubt, but old enough to know...

Never. I'll mimic it as a joke if someone asks a question - or mimic using a magic 8-ball ("Reply Hazy - Try Again Later").

Because we remember how it used to be, before families scattered across the country. Seeing my cousins was always a blast.

Just a suggestion. Try a cola that is made with "Real Sugar" instead of HFCS. It could be that the combination of HFCS and something in the caramel coloring could be the issue. That is, you could be slightly fructose intolerant, and something in the caramel coloring pushes it over the edge. Good luck.

It's how it usually goes with debugging.