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mthor

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  1. https://honest-food.net/hasenpfeffer-recipe-dumplings/
  2. Anything for a friend.
  3. Uh, you do know that Puerto Rico is a US territory.
  4. My five year old grandson has more muscle mass than you do.
  5. He collects them - hangs them on the wall like doctors and lawyers hang diplomas.
  6. Ninja'd - I was going to say cellulite.
  7. A restraining order - again.
  8. I'm a man, but I can change. If I have to. I guess.
  9. So? That proves nothing.
  10. They moved, and didn't leave a forwarding address.
  11. When you have adult children and have mastered real-life family dynamics, it might be possible to take you seriously. Until then, you're just making noise.
  12. And exactly how many children have you raised and potty trained?
  13. The only way you're going to build a family is by donating to a sperm bank, and even then, I doubt you'd pass the screening process.
  14. When did you develop a pregnancy fetish?
  15. To me, he was a Satanic minion.
  16. The only one I remember was Teddy Ruxpin (creepy as hell). He was the cause of the only argument that I ever won with my mother-in-law.
  17. Oh, it's just lovely! And here's a house warming gift.
  18. Blocks you in 5...4...3...2...1.
  19. It looks nice, but where did you put the Judas chair? Also, Janice and Lucille send congratulations.
  20. Maybe. After all, when you get a pulled pork sandwich, how can you be sure whether it's pig or long pig?
  21. How do zombies travel?
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