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  1. mthor

    Oh noes!

    mthor replied to 1938 Packard's topic in Free-For-All

    And exactly how many children have you raised and potty trained?
  2. mthor
    The only way you're going to build a family is by donating to a sperm bank, and even then, I doubt you'd pass the screening process.
  3. mthor
    When did you develop a pregnancy fetish?
  4. mthor
    To me, he was a Satanic minion.
  5. mthor
    The only one I remember was Teddy Ruxpin (creepy as hell). He was the cause of the only argument that I ever won with my mother-in-law.
  6. mthor
    Oh, it's just lovely! And here's a house warming gift.
  7. mthor
    Blocks you in 5...4...3...2...1.
  8. mthor
    It looks nice, but where did you put the Judas chair? Also, Janice and Lucille send congratulations.
  9. mthor
    Maybe. After all, when you get a pulled pork sandwich, how can you be sure whether it's pig or long pig?
  10. mthor
    and bunnies
  11. mthor
    How do zombies travel?
  12. mthor
    Not worth the mess, and the body work would be a nightmare.
  13. mthor
    What do vegan zombies eat?
  14. mthor
    A stray car? It was probably afraid that if it followed you home, it'd wind up in the impound lot, uninsured, unregistered, and unloved.
  15. mthor
    cherry cobbler with vanilla ice cream
  16. mthor
    At night. I think I'm allergic to the cats.
  17. mthor
    Of course we're a family. We put the "fun" in "dysfunctional."
  18. mthor
    Syphillis Chlamydia
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  20. mthor
    Why are you asking questions and then answering them?
  21. mthor
    I collected $1.40 in overdue fees.
  22. mthor

    Why?

    mthor replied to nameraka's topic in Free-For-All

    Why not?
  23. mthor
    That used to happen in Amazon Trail, too.
  24. mthor
    only by divine intervention.
  25. mthor
    So buy an abandoned oil rig, declare yourself a sovereign nation, and write like no one has ever written before. Then you can flout nationalist conventions of literature. (And really confuse critics.)
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