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That, and she won't go crazy when she's in heat. But katt's a better source of info than I am, and I'm sure there are a few other cat people around that would also be helpful (I got my cats as adults, so they were pre-fixed, so I didn't really have to think about it)

If memory serves me, there are certain cancers that spaying a female cat will help prevent, but cats aren't my specialty, and it's been a while since memory served me. @katt_goddess Halp!

They let guys with bench warrants and no liver enlist?

Actually, the things that the biscuits come in are called "tubes," not "tanks," although "barrel" would work just as well

You are almost 30 and built like the Pillsbury Doughboy (to make another 60's reference) and the only woman who is in love with you is Rebecca, who, coincidentally, is also almost 30.

There were only 3 (we lived out in the sticks and didn't get cable until I was in Jr high). We got CBS and 2 NBC affiliates.

How?

Goats smell pretty nasty.

Why? It's not like you're going to use it.

Of course. I gave her the car keys and she's on her way.

Is there something you're not telling us?

Happy birthday! (I'm never on time) 🎂

She'll start practicing PMS any minute now.😵

How long is forever?

Do you still have that pretty blue one?

**Language.

It can take 48-72 hours for the antibiotics to kick in.

You like pain.

My husband had a kilt when he was a little kid. I don't know what happened to it, but he still has the sporran. .

You show up at my library, and within three minutes, you'll be alphabetized and stuffed into the card catalog.

You've never given an enema, have you?

Look, kid, I've been giving enemas since before you were born. They are not anything to joke about.

No. Leeches.

Make sure that you drink plenty of clear liquids. Also, yogurt will help with the lower GI effects of the antibiotic.

Google St Joseph If he can help people sell houses, maybe he can help you buy one