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Well, I know the password to my main email account, where all of my "forgot your password?" things are linked. Does that count?

I used to do flaming arrows back in the day, too.

Kahlua, amaretto, vodka, & cream. Plus the fun of asking a hot bartender.

You ought to try an orgasm - that was my go-to back in my misspent youth.

4:45 AM was the absolute worst when I worked nights. 4:45 AM was even worse than my mother-in-law.

cuba libre

Already got my fix - New Japan Pro Wrestling was on tonight. Then Ring of Honor Saturday night.

No, it's actually a true story. It's about two male penguins at the Central Park Zoo who pair bonded and tried to hatch rocks until they were given an abandoned egg, (which they did successfully hatch - the chick was named Tango, hence the title of the book.)

Silly Putty? I thought it was nerf balls.

Look out! Rip-in-the-fabric-of-space-time-should-DeeDee-and-Madison-ever-meet, here we come!

Why, DeeDee did! And Dexter got student of the month!

I'd be more concerned about the one covering the pivotal information on page 241.

Goddammit, every time I scroll past this, I think it says "MRAs"

sorry. #alljackmatters

What - no blackjack?

As far as being real, what little filter I once had is gone. I can't be a character, because I can't keep track of anything long enough. And as far as the picture, well, let's just say that, although it does have a lot to do with the years, it has even more to do with the mileage.

woo hoo!

Reading this made me so nostalgic, I had to pull out my original icon. Now it's all your fault if I don't know what I look like.

And how about that ass?

Zeni has

That's fine if it works, but if you slip, it's going to be hard to explain to the paramedics.

Also, I'm kind of surprised that there haven't been any or yet.

But if the right pair of boobies came along...?