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mthor

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  1. mthor
    Why did you change the title?
  2. mthor
    So to speak.
  3. mthor
    Feral cats have better taste.
  4. mthor
    I would imagine that it would depend on exactly how you mean that.
  5. mthor
    On the up side, the bird shit is all on his side of the building. One can only hope that they start roosting on his windowsill in anticipation.
  6. mthor
    Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly, and sometimes the lion's gotta roar.
  7. mthor
    Are you sure you want to? That malt liquor smell is never coming out of the upholstery, especially if he pukes.
  8. mthor
    He can only go if there's a bus stop nearby.
  9. mthor
    Almost no one words properly any more. Noah Webster is rotating in his grave.
  10. mthor
    Not necessarily. I have a 30 year old gold crown on one of my molars, and I haven't had any problems with that tooth since the day it was put on.
  11. mthor
    Except that he'd drink both of them.
  12. mthor
    A random mention of Chris Chan.
  13. mthor
    Only if you can't remember the words.
  14. mthor
    What happened to the blue?
  15. mthor
    Or when the music in the supermarket sounds really really good.
  16. mthor
    That's because you're not
  17. mthor
    If you had a sandwich, you can probably thank both of them.
  18. mthor
    It's not the vows that you should worry about, it's the pre-nup
  19. mthor
    *you're
  20. mthor
    I'm not having any problem from the desktop, but I still can't access on my phone. I did the on/off thing, but that's about the only thing I know how to do, and it still doesn't work.
  21. mthor
    Bus tokens and bottom shelf beer do not an alpha make. And were a man to offer me same, I, too, would run in the opposite direction.
  22. mthor
    You can't even commit to a YouTube channel, much less a girlfriend.
  23. mthor
    So. Slow day?
  24. mthor
    Yes. Tiresome, isn't it, that none of them wants to date a pudgy, middle-aged man who lives with Mommy and relies on public transportation? Funny how the herd mentality prevails on that kind of thing.
  25. mthor
    Spirits distilled or fermented?
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