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He can claim all he wants, but I am.

You may be dead, but I am the Highlander.

I don't if this is as much "Good news, everyone!" as it is "Gentlemen, BEHOLD!"

Depends on the day. Some days, it's honey, some day, it's gall.

Single dads, horny farmers, affluent elders...

I don't know if I should be more upset about this, or that I've gotten 3 ads for dating sites in a row.

She's an AP student in SC, which is ranked 40th in the country in education quality and 46th in safety. Although I'm sure Madison is bright, that kind of system will neither bring out her full potential nor provide her with an environment that allows her to fully challenge herself. You want fancy NY art schools or whatever, you need to move. Her being bright is not enough. source:https://www.forbes.com/sites/reneemorad/2018/07/31/states-with-the-best-public-school-systems/#790fa7913897

You couldn't sleep because of guilt, because you promised us a new video and didn't deliver. Make the video, and you'll sleep like a baby.

I'm not creepy. I have fat fingers, a lithium tremor, and fine motor issues.

Books. There were a bunch of infancy gospels, none of which were ever considered canon.

"We seek progress, not perfection." That's always been my favorite - it gives me an excuse to stop at doing minimally better instead of putting forth real effort.

Ack! I remember that! I thought I'd be bald before I hit junior high.

It's DeeDee's birthday tomorrow, and we're a bunch of godless heathens, so aside from eggs (dyed yesterday, to the accompaniment of many muffled oaths, since DeeDee and Dexter were carrying out the operation) and baskets, we'll be doing birthday stuff and eating birthday cake (probably with a Frozen motif).

There are 3 possibilities here: 1) You don't have much experience. 2) You hang out with boors. 3) You're uncomfortable with your own drinking habits. Feel free to choose any or all.

It's not your voice, it's the bacon on your breath.

This. Like one Sunday is going to make a difference at this point.

Make that video!😕

I once made a thread in which the first 10 or 12 responses were me and an alt.

My husband did the same thing, even after I told him that bergamot tastes like furniture polish. Stick to the original - Scotty drank Darjeeling.

Coffee should taste like coffee.

At what point does it cease to be pizza and become just a pile of shit on crust?

And how long did it take? Come on, ghostie - we're not getting any younger here.

...except all the people who are calling.

This is going to be just like the review of sponges' Xman thing, isn't it?

You disappoint me, ghostie.