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mthor

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Everything posted by mthor

  1. Damn, I miss Jeremy Kyle.
  2. Where am I when people are taking these surveys?
  3. Mister
  4. Get off the lawn, whippersnapper!
  5. No gnus is good gnus. There. Now that's out of the way.
  6. And despite your repeated denials, your pregnancy test will be positive.
  7. Too much effort. I'm just going to whimper and go into a fetal position.
  8. Given the proper circumstances, it is actually possible to die from an ingrown toenail.
  9. I've been cooking the vast majority of own meals since I left home, so no big deal My big change during the pandemic has been making bread, anywhere from 4 to 6 loaves a week; we haven't bought bread in months
  10. Meh,it's just the same shit on a different day.
  11. 🍻🎂🍻
  12. FTFY
  13. 🎈🎈🎂🎈🎈
  14. Thanks, ghostie. Now I have to call my sponsor.
  15. Like a rose, a dumpling is still a dumpling...
  16. Mrs T's are actually pretty good.
  17. We're having frozen for supper - I don't have enough patience to make homemade these days.
  18. So where's a dumpling emoji when you need one?
  19. 🍻🎂🍻
  20. 🍻🎂🍻
  21. Happy trails, Eddie. 😥
  22. Aren't they all?
  23. Should be any time now, according to St. Malachi. (Isn't Francis the last pope?)
  24. Crunch bars? Who wants a Hershey bar with stale rice crispies in it? Classic mini Reese's all the way. (The perfect chocolate/peanut butter ratio.)
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