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No, it's a black (uv) light. They're good for spotting certain fungal infections, too.

There aren't enough drugs in the world.

And here I thought that you'd finally committed to Nude Analysis of Science Fiction...

It was. My only regret is that I didn't do it sooner.

And I'd do it again.

Just extrapolating what I know about Klingon physiology...

Or is it two cannons? I mean, we are talking about a Klingon.

Or it was a really cold night.

That's... actually pretty accurate.

Oh, you shouldn't have! It's beautiful!😍

You've got a point - I have 6 siblings, and 4 of us have birthdays in September, 3 of us right in a row (21st,22nd, and 23rd)...I don't think I'll ever hear "Santa Baby" quite the same way again.

The worst thing about getting old is having your friends drop dead. It's not actually a surprise, but it is kind of miserable.

It's pretty, but now I'm kind of carsick.

Week 2 of remote learning. Much better than the contingency planless that was last year, but it still sucks - Dexter can't be trusted alone with the internet, so he has to work in the kitchen, which means that I get to do 3rd grade again.

Thanks. Just thanks. Now I have King Herod's song from Jesus Christ Superstar stuck in my head.

Much as I approve of recycling, some days I really hate washing the garbage.

Death from terminal chafing...

Don't do it, man. It'll turn out like a golem - you know, you bring them to life and things just get out of hand.

The first time I had Chipotle, there was so much cilantro on it (l think that I had a bowl) that it looked like a chopped salad. The second time, I asked for as little cilantro as humanly possible, and learned that it had nothing to do with quantity. Then I read about the genetic connection, and there has been no third time.

To me, it does. It's one of those genetic things, like smelling cyanide.

I don't like Chipotle - too much cilantro, and it makes everything taste like dish soap.

Same here - same eye, even. I only wear glasses to drive, to make believe that I have depth perception.

Red meat, legumes, oysters, liver. Make sure that you're getting plenty of vitamin c, regardless of whether you're just going to do dietary or if you take an iron supplement, since it helps with the formation of heme. Also dark green leafy veggies like spinach and kale.

But we do remember eventually. How's your colon?

I obviously missed it, and didn;t see him quoting mid until after I posted (tried to edit, but the cat is helping again.) @SwimOdinsorry, dude. I doff my hat to your geriatric status.