mthor

Hole

Please rephrase this in the form of a question. (RIP Alex)

Menopause was like 10 years ago. When do the night sweats stop?

Barrier

Is that the stuff that can make you die of terminal crotch rot?

Get off the lawn, dammit.

Lining

No, no...sometimes, we need to sit down like adults and have these important discussions.

I don't know - maybe my immune system collapses after too much Halloween candy.

Willie

500 posts will get you anywhere that you don't need powers for. Spam on, my friend.

There are no villages. Just trailer parks.

On top is fine, although I prefer a little vinegar myself.

I'm probably having ginger ale and saltines - I've been sick for the last 3 out of 4 Thanksgivings.

In it or on it? As in, part of the recipe or just on top of the completed product?

Asking that question may actually rank somewhere below pinning a "Kick Me" sign to the seat of one's trousers.

Common decency is like that.

Not as odd as putting rattlesnakes in the mailboxes of people who don't agree with you.

If 2021 is anything like 2020, don't take them down.

Risk

Birds

Aw,fuck. Somebody sprayed a whole can of PAM into a rather extended puddle in front of the shelves in the cellar. The only good thing is that the floor is cement, so whatever I wind up using to get the residue up won't hurt it.

Out

She's probably working out and planning a strategy for her showdown with Angela Lansbury. There can be only one.

There can be only one. So who's left?