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mthor

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  1. mthor
    RIP. I remember when she used to show up on Judge Joe Brown as an expert witness.
  2. mthor
    Designed the sets for Batboy: The Musical.
  3. mthor
    Places collect calls to Windsor Castle and asks to borrow all the king's horses and all the king's men.
  4. mthor
    A prime example of someone whose social skills would actually be better if he'd been raised by wolves.
  5. mthor
    You and my sister - she's the one who told me that. She's had like 6 or 7 gingers over the years, all male.
  6. mthor
    Such a face! I just want to hug her! Fun fact: only about 20% of orange kitties are female.
  7. mthor
    Oh, please, child. I was smoking weed before you were born. We are not the lamest generation. Lame, yes, but not the lamest.
  8. mthor
    Is trying to take his one-man production of Guys and Dolls on the road.
  9. mthor
    Gave Smokey the Bear a lighter.
  10. mthor
    Ends every conversation with "This has been a Quinn Martin production." (Are you guys old enough for that?)
  11. mthor
    Won't let retail workers take a break in peace.
  12. mthor
    Plays Sousa marches on the kazoo while grocery shopping.
  13. mthor
    Judas priest on a pony, would you stop?
  14. mthor
    Half of what you say is conjecture and the other half is fantasy; why would I bother remembering?
  15. mthor
    How often do you toddle out to Wyoming? Or do you take the bus out west once a week so you can smoke in a restaurant that may or may not exist?
  16. mthor
    I've been smoking for 50+ years and I can smell it a mile away.
  17. mthor
    I have cleaned colostomy bags that were less full of shit than you are. Health inspections are public records; how about you post theirs? You can even blur out the name of the establishment.
  18. mthor
    Prove it. Not that you can.
  19. mthor
    So how much do you contribute to the bribe each month?
  20. mthor
    It's not the stuff they add on purpose, it's the literal shit that winds up in the food; a place that is lax about smoking regulations probably isn't really up on hygiene standards, either.
  21. mthor
    Enjoy your hep A, salmonella, and listeria, then.
  22. mthor
    Same. Plus, I'm pretty sure the algorithm has guessed my age all ready - my ads are for cancer & diabetes meds, getting my windows replaced, and that one mah jong game that 85% of seniors play.
  23. mthor
    My daughter decided that tonight's dinner would be brought to us by the letter P. We had Pork chops, fried Potatoes, Peas, and for dessert key lime Pie.
  24. mthor
    🎉🎂🍻
  25. mthor
    Also artificial banana and artificial watermelon.
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