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mthor

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  1. Dexter is cooking: meatloaf, mac & cheese, peas, and apple crisp. He's not Gordon Ramsay yet, but there's still time.
  2. I tend to doubt that your pension could be described as a hemorrhage...even calling it a paper cut is probably a bit extreme.
  3. Well, it's been a few days, and - Never mind.
  4. Curses! Broiled again!
  5. I myself am actually 3 midgets in a trench coat.
  6. A burning question, or a burning answer?
  7. Having chili tonight - first batch of the season. It smells good already.
  8. I'm not that old (not quite, anyways). I don't know, my mother always used to tell my brothers that when one of them would get a stye.
  9. And a stye means you've been peeing by the road.
  10. Be grateful that there aren't enough to write Shakespeare.
  11. He is not worthy to die like Elvis.
  12. My kids and their families are busy getting passports. I feel like I should be out removing distributor caps or something, but I'm not sure which vehicles to steal them from. (Bonus points if you get that reference)
  13. Do that, and I will wear one, with my flabby, varicose-vein riddled legs exposed in all of their Boomer glory. Be careful what you wish for.
  14. Don't get me started. (Technically, I'm actually somewhere on the cusp of Gertrude and Susan.)
  15. Don't be ridiculous. Tesla had pigeons.
  16. It's actually very entertaining; I'm just not sure that it's entertaining in the way that Ed Wood meant it to be.
  17. It doesn't need riffing.
  18. I don't think he has one. He played tuba in school, and now he plays with a community band.
  19. One of my brothers bought a tuba for his mid life crisis.
  20. Tonight's double feature:
  21. Commissioner Gordon from the Batman TV series show up as the leader of a Satanic voodoo cult.
  22. It's free on YouTube. It's pretty good, and they managed to not use any of the riffs from the mst3k version, so it's almost like a whole different movie (except, of course, that it's still Manos.)
  23. When I was working, I used to notice that many of my patients in the early stages of dementia were fairly energetic.
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