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It did have a better theme song.

Is writing the screenplay for the movie based on that novel.

I did one of those death prediction quizzes last night. Apparently, I should have been dead a year and a half ago. They don't know that my family refers to me as "The Highlander."

Has breakfast with Tony the Tiger - usually at a Waffle House, but occasionally at IHOP.

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1] Dude, this is a song about gloom and doom. Everybody died, and they never found the bodies. 2] Gord did it better. (He did write it, after all.) 3] The original is from an album called "Summertime Dream." The title track is much better at dispelling doom and gloom.

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Interesting. Makes me wish that my last physics class was more recent than 1975.

Plans on giving out liver and onions to trick-or-treaters this year.

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Is currently crocheting a life-size model of Jupiter.

Runs an Etsy shop selling custom-made Sasquatch calls.

I don't know about 4chan, but there are a lot of Brits on the farms.

It's not just 4chan. They're suing in conjunction with Lolcow LLC (Kiwi Farms). There's a thread in the Lolcow & Lolcow, LLP subforum if anybody is interested. (Don't worry, @scoobdog, it's in Lolcow Meta, not the Thunderdome.)

Red beans & rice.

Five nights at Freddy's. Never played the game, and have no real desire to, but I'll spend all afternoon listening to YouTube videos about theories and timelines.

Runs an Elvis sighting hotline.

Believes that potatoes are the future.

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Dresses like the Gorton's fisherman on sunny days.

Introduces himself by saying "Call me Ishmael. "

Prescription medication ads.

Designed the sets for Batboy: The Musical.

Places collect calls to Windsor Castle and asks to borrow all the king's horses and all the king's men.

A prime example of someone whose social skills would actually be better if he'd been raised by wolves.