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It's more than a little alarming that you know what antifreeze tastes like. Feeling ok?

Sometimes, it happens even when they do.

Hey! My grandma was from Texas.

Cool. Let party.

Thanks for answering my question.

What does disclosure change?

Personally, I prefer raspberry.

Be careful - if you say it 3 times, he may appear.

1969, baby. Summer of love. My mom wouldn't let me go to Woodstock, so I joined the Banana Splits instead. (It was a promotion thing with Kellogg's - 4 box tops from Apple Jacks and a quarter for a complete membership kit.)

Stop! I'll have you know that I ate 4 boxes of Applejacks and spent an afternoon weeding the garden in order to become a charter member of the Banana Splits Club.

🖖🎂🖖

Cage match!

Whatever happened to Juan Valdez and his burro?

And after all that, she dumped him in the second movie.

My great great grandmother lived to be 108 out of spite.

I find that it's not so much the breaking down as the no longer bouncing back.

My older daughter turned 40 this past Sunday, so the wheel of ages thing is really weirding me out this week. Like, Vietnam vets are all really old now, WWII vets are almost all gone, yet most of the vets I took care of at my first job (I worked as an NA at a nursing home in high school, back when one got ojt instead of a certificate) were from WWI. And to make me feel even older, 3 out of four of my grandparents were born in the 19th century. It's like that Cleopatra lived closer to our time than to when the pyramids were built thing. Tldr: time is weird and now I'm tired.

49? Ha! After 60, forget it. I can still move pretty well, but there are days that it's not worth the price. I buy advil at BJs now - 1000 at a time.

You babies have no idea.

I always preferred Heathcliff.

Is that one of those fancy things that you use to separate fat out from drippings to make gravy?

Red beans & rice, used the ham bone from Easter.

It's snowing. It's not sticking, but it is snowing.

Don't apologize. Shit happens.