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Everything posted by mthor
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Buy SPAM by the slice.
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Sorry, I should have checked first - The Incredible Journey was the book, which I read in like 6th grade, and which did not make me cry. Homeward Bound was the movie, which does.
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The end of The Incredible Journey, when the golden retriever finally comes running out of the woods. I'm tearing up just thinking about it. Jurassic Bark. Not a movie, but can anybody watch that without at least sniffling a little?
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Clips his nails with a hedge trimmer.
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Sometimes, it's a state of knees.
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Dude. Please. I'd give my senior discount at Dunkin' to be almost 50 again.
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You're younger than both of my kids. I think I need a nap now.
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It ain't the years, it's the mileage.
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Brings a large pepper grinder everywhere, grinds pepper on to random people's food, and, when they beg him to stop, asks for a tip.
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Contests his parking tickets using interpretive dance.
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Spellcheck motherfucker! Can you use it?
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Wears white after Labor Day.
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I don't remember the first one I got, but I remember the first one I used - my mother's single blade. I used to cut my fingers changing the blade almost as often as I cut my legs actually shaving.
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Isn't sure what he's going to do with an ambulance once he actually catches one.
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Is there such a thing as vegan animal crackers?
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Conclave is on track to have the funniest Oscar PR run ever
mthor replied to MasqueradeOverture's topic in Current Events
So much for St. Malachi... -
Conclave is on track to have the funniest Oscar PR run ever
mthor replied to MasqueradeOverture's topic in Current Events
Benedict? Traditional? Surely you jest - the former Grand Inquistor traditionalist? -
Starred in an infomercial for the Squatty Potty.
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Christ on a crutch, SKEET! Also, i doubt that your particular neurodiversity disqualifies you from gun ownership. That's usually reserved for people like me, who have a history of involuntary commitment.
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Live long and prosper. 🖖
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Carved a window into the door of his refrigerator to see if the light stays on all the time.
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Buys trucks from ferrets.
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Happy birthday 🖖
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Conclave is on track to have the funniest Oscar PR run ever
mthor replied to MasqueradeOverture's topic in Current Events
Niagara Falls....Slowly, I turned.... -
Conclave is on track to have the funniest Oscar PR run ever
mthor replied to MasqueradeOverture's topic in Current Events
But you can read, and I cannot believe that you looked at that and said, "Oh, yeah, that's close."