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mthor

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  1. mthor
    Actually, Uncle Kracker covered it in 2002, and it did almost as well as Dobie Gray's version. So for this, you don't need 70's top 40.
  2. mthor
    Took my seat belt off, opened the car door, leaned out, and puked. I guess it wasn't that stupid - we were only going 45 - 50.
  3. mthor
    No, seriously, didn't it rain at Woodstock? I seem to recall lots of mud. But maybe that was the blotter acid...
  4. mthor
    That might have been an improvement.
  5. mthor
    And mud. There has to be mud.
  6. mthor
    You were keeping track?
  7. mthor
    If you'd quit drinking, maybe you'd know what was going on. Then again, if you quit drinking, you might go into DT's. It's a win-win!
  8. mthor
    Not only was this place better when unregistered guests could read, it was better when the members could read. Now we just sit around and look at the little bugs on the screen - thank God for emojis.
  9. mthor
    Another advantage of being old - if I drop dead and the kids find my porn stash, they'll probably just have a good chuckle about it.
  10. mthor
    Thanks for the warning - I was going to change this one back after I finished reading The Satanic Bible and The Magickal World of Aleister Crowley, but I guess I'll just stick with it for now.
  11. mthor
    I don't get it - nobody's complained about mine, and there's quite a bit of butt there. Edit: I don't know, maybe because it's tail instead of crack, and I'll just stop now, because the more I say the worse it gets...
  12. mthor
    Do you want whipped cream on that? Bottoms up!
  13. mthor
    Yes. I take melatonin and valerian, and if they don't work, I take benadryl, and if that doesn't work, I take ativan.
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  15. mthor
    Aw, we can share...but I get to light the torches.
  16. mthor
    Now just click your heels together three times and say, "there's no place like home."
  17. mthor
    Yeah, but I don't tell my family to message you.
  18. mthor
    Your mom is not psycho. She's just tired of her 27 year old son living like a teenager. Does she still do your laundry?
  19. mthor
    (because I can't like)
  20. mthor
    It means block him. Now.
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  22. mthor
    This might be believable if you'd ever actually been on a date.
  23. mthor
    Well, 170 lbs of pure muscle accounts for what's between your ears, but the rest of you looks like the Pillsbury dough boy.
  24. mthor
    Dammit, somebody fix the like button!
  25. mthor
    Second.
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