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mthor

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  1. mthor
    Do you want whipped cream on that? Bottoms up!
  2. mthor
    Yes. I take melatonin and valerian, and if they don't work, I take benadryl, and if that doesn't work, I take ativan.
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  4. mthor
    Aw, we can share...but I get to light the torches.
  5. mthor
    Now just click your heels together three times and say, "there's no place like home."
  6. mthor
    Yeah, but I don't tell my family to message you.
  7. mthor
    Your mom is not psycho. She's just tired of her 27 year old son living like a teenager. Does she still do your laundry?
  8. mthor
    (because I can't like)
  9. mthor
    It means block him. Now.
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  11. mthor
    This might be believable if you'd ever actually been on a date.
  12. mthor
    Well, 170 lbs of pure muscle accounts for what's between your ears, but the rest of you looks like the Pillsbury dough boy.
  13. mthor
    Dammit, somebody fix the like button!
  14. mthor
    Second.
  15. mthor
    I 'd like to see somebody try to film House of Leaves. Just reading it was weird enough - I don't know if you could even make into a movie, but it'd be interesting to watch someone try.
  16. mthor
    Well, I guess it's a change from diatribes about the non-existent smell of cigarette smoke.
  17. mthor
    I don't think he's ranked high enough to be allowed in DF.
  18. mthor
    In health care, we call that "job security."
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    mthor replied to a topic in Free-For-All

    Tell them you want a free pizza because they didn't deliver in 30 minutes or less.
  20. mthor
    You're not old until it involves a low fat cheese tray and low-sodium wheat thins.
  21. mthor
    Who's paying? If she is, she can call it anything she wants.
  22. mthor
    Sometimes, things like this are the only reason that I can pass for a reasonable facsimile of sane.
  23. mthor
    Optimist.
  24. mthor
    And did your science teacher also teach you about the difference between car paint and your liver?
  25. mthor

    So...

    mthor replied to stilgar's topic in Free-For-All

    I have enjoyed it thus far, and I anticipate that after about 15 more minutes of it, I will be willing to concede that this was a bad idea.
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