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Again? I thought he died before. Also, are we talking fake Kenny or the real one?

I can't kudo, either. Look, I know we didn't have this stuff back in the day, and I can live without it, but if that's going to be the case, please take away the little buttons that keep taunting me - "Come on, lady. Click me. You know you want to."

She's too old for Zeni - she's over 18.

When I saw the thread title, I immediately had a picture of bacon standing on end, and I wondered what the difference was between up and down bacon vs bacon lying flat. Sorry. Not enough coffee, I guess.

Stop it! Now I want cherry cobbler (or maybe peach...)

It's always a laughing matter when somebody else's chickens come home to roost. :brownbottle:

How do zombies travel?

Apparently, or pseudo-Packard would have jumped all over me.

Because the kids bitched about it every morning and every afternoon when I took them to school and picked them up ; it was always on the radio. They hated "Follow Me," too - I don't know what they have against Uncle Kracker. (TBH, I did have to google its position on the charts.)

What do vegan zombies eat?

I have to admit, they're better than that Chef Boyardee shit.

Sorry, bad joke. It's just that so many people on coumadin have a hard time in the summer because of all the fresh green veggies. I'll wind up poking people once a week during the summer that I only draw blood on once a month in the winter.

It's also called an overuse injury, kind of like when my husband gets laryngitis. Have fun in court, but if they offer the band-aids, I'd grab them and run. (Maybe they'll give you some with Sonic on them.)

It's not arthritis, it's blisters, you tiny moron. Go ahead and sue - you may win a box of band-aids.

I wish I could like this.

Yeah, but you're being nice and low-key about it.

An everything bagel with salmon cream cheese is amazing. It's hard to keep the cats away from it, though.

That's close enough. At least if you're undead, you're not flaunting it.

Damn it, is anybody here still alive, or is it just people's parents? If I wanted to talk to people my age, I'd go play bingo.

Soooo it is OK to sprinkle rat poison on the spinach salad?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sorry I gave you Herpes type II.

You've never been anything but single - you can't count your hand as the other member of a relationship.

Whoever eats...

ooh. Awkward.