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I don't know what that is, and I'm quite possibly older than you are. Knowledge of trash =/= age.

So did you quit, or did they fire you?

You Suck At Cooking - Pea Salad.

I don't know - maybe they changed it in the re-make. I mean, World War Z got totally fucked up, so why not War of the Worlds?

Didn't see the most recent version(I hate Tom Cruise), but in the original movie and the book, it was the common cold.

No...that I watch online.

Just lock him in a room with a pack of smokes and no way to light them. Simple and minimal effort - and probably more amusing.

watching old bad horror movies. searching through the bargain bins at dollar stores for old bad horror movies.

Squeeze at the base of the bone - you can feel where it is - for about 15 minutes. If it doesn't stop, call the doctor. Also, don't blow your nose, because you'll dislodge any clots that have formed. And don't tip your head back - you'll just be swallowing blood, which will give you the joy of being nauseated as well as having a nosebleed. Instead, lean forward a little.

I'm sorry - I thought you said something about mowing lawns.

Thanks. Now I can't stop drooling, and I put on 5 lbs just looking at them.

What happened to the lawn mowing deal?

Only if you're using it below the waist.

Be grateful you're not living in the dumpster.

The moon was full Sunday.

That is some major bull shit. Glad I didn't step in it.

No, you're just getting used to it. I had my last baby 28 years ago and I still can't remember shit.

It was my nickname in nursing school. Chemicals were involved.

There's nobody left. That does it. I've got an ice chopper, and I'm not afraid to use it - in the words of Sheriff Conan McClellan, "Kill the brain, kill the ghoul."

How often does it normally need to be painted? I mean, for $750, you could sleep a hotel room and have a friend keep an eye on the place. Take the friend out to dinner when it's all done, and you're still probably money ahead.

And by May, it will look like an apartment that's going to need to be painted in a couple of months, so how are you ahead ? Plus you're paying for it.

Neither - he wanted his ashes sprinkled in front of that antique store.

That's not a dream, that's a nightmare.

Yeah, I don't know what I was doing wrong - I was getting a pop up last night that said that I had exceeded my limit every time I tried to to give a karma point(starting from the first attempt in over 24 hours), but this morning, it seems to be working. I may need to change my rank from "Thunder Goddess" to "Goddess of Internet Ineptitude."

What will the tobacco industry do without him?