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1) Why do you want to know? 2) If you require stimulation, why don't you go to pornhub?

The clothes you haven't washed. And waifu.

Mazel tov!

Interesting. Never seen that.

What's the best sandwich you've ever made?

Children are little tiny lawyers. They will remember everything that you did or did not say, and use it against you. Never speculate idly on anything ever again if you have even the slightest reason to believe that she might be within earshot. And be grateful she's only 7 - in a few years, she'll start using surveillance equipment.

band geek, library geek, general nerd.

I'm still not dressing like you.

Oh, fine. I'll wave the pom poms. But I'm not dressing like Ric.

Hah! I can top that. The rudest thing you can do is put your phone between your face and the nurse's or the tech's so that you can keep texting while they take your temperature.

I feel the same way when the neighbors start mowing the lawn.

I will cheer, but I will not wave pom poms.

People who say "nucular" instead of "nuclear."

Cool! Now I can get my own show on TLC.

Silly rabbit.

Cool - the way the veins are, they look like some kind of pottery.

Fundies covered in ice cream?

scabies Also, chthonic - what is that? I mean I know what it is, but a word shouldn't start with that many consonants.

Kakashi Hatake

1) Find some cute, comfortable shoes that fit. 2) Finish the spare bedroom 3) Lose 30 lbs. 5) Win the lottery.

No, they weren't. It was a while, but it wasn't a full 24 hours.

Well, I can do that, but you're a little young for me.

Who's Drake?

What it does is potentiate the pain-killing effects of opiates while simultaneously suppressing the nausea that is often a side effect. Vistaril (hydroxizine) is often used for the same purpose. And it can mess you up - when I was in labor with my second, they gave me Phenergan because I was puking so much. That shit hit me so hard that I kept falling asleep between contractions, and seeing as they were two to three minutes apart, I was fairly impressed.