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What happened to the lawn mowing deal?

Only if you're using it below the waist.

Be grateful you're not living in the dumpster.

The moon was full Sunday.

That is some major bull shit. Glad I didn't step in it.

No, you're just getting used to it. I had my last baby 28 years ago and I still can't remember shit.

It was my nickname in nursing school. Chemicals were involved.

There's nobody left. That does it. I've got an ice chopper, and I'm not afraid to use it - in the words of Sheriff Conan McClellan, "Kill the brain, kill the ghoul."

How often does it normally need to be painted? I mean, for $750, you could sleep a hotel room and have a friend keep an eye on the place. Take the friend out to dinner when it's all done, and you're still probably money ahead.

And by May, it will look like an apartment that's going to need to be painted in a couple of months, so how are you ahead ? Plus you're paying for it.

Neither - he wanted his ashes sprinkled in front of that antique store.

That's not a dream, that's a nightmare.

Yeah, I don't know what I was doing wrong - I was getting a pop up last night that said that I had exceeded my limit every time I tried to to give a karma point(starting from the first attempt in over 24 hours), but this morning, it seems to be working. I may need to change my rank from "Thunder Goddess" to "Goddess of Internet Ineptitude."

What will the tobacco industry do without him?

Again? I thought he died before. Also, are we talking fake Kenny or the real one?

I can't kudo, either. Look, I know we didn't have this stuff back in the day, and I can live without it, but if that's going to be the case, please take away the little buttons that keep taunting me - "Come on, lady. Click me. You know you want to."

She's too old for Zeni - she's over 18.

When I saw the thread title, I immediately had a picture of bacon standing on end, and I wondered what the difference was between up and down bacon vs bacon lying flat. Sorry. Not enough coffee, I guess.

Stop it! Now I want cherry cobbler (or maybe peach...)

It's always a laughing matter when somebody else's chickens come home to roost. :brownbottle:

How do zombies travel?

Apparently, or pseudo-Packard would have jumped all over me.

Because the kids bitched about it every morning and every afternoon when I took them to school and picked them up ; it was always on the radio. They hated "Follow Me," too - I don't know what they have against Uncle Kracker. (TBH, I did have to google its position on the charts.)

What do vegan zombies eat?