mthor

http://americanaddictioncenters.org/alcoholism-treatment/wet-brain/ This is probably part, if not all of your problem.

I feel exactly the same way about the Cretans.

They have your picture in the back, with a sign under neath it that says JUST AGREE.

Don't ask. Just let him try it.

Mommy gave you $20 for a hair cut? Awww, that's so cute. And will the barber give you a lollipop if you don't cry?

Zeni, stop. You're already starting to get tedious.

It looks familiar, but I can't find my reading glasses.

OK, I give up. You already said that it wasn't one of those air purifiers they used to have to get rid of cigarette smoke, and that's the only commonality that I can think of between the places you listed during that time period. I either patronized or worked at all of the types of places you mentioned during the 70's and 80's, and I'll be damned if I've ever seen one. SO WHAT IS IT ALREADY???

Is that all?

And here I thought it was a family member giving you employment. I've got to get out more.

Whoops - I didn't see bars. There goes the baby bottle warmer. OK. I don't know - and the saddest part is, I worked in a docto'rs office and a couple of hospitals during the time period stipulated.

In all seriousness, the only thing that I can even guess is a baby bottle warmer.

It's OK - she may have taught him, but retention seems to be lacking. All that needs to be done is wait until he forgets how to use his lungs and goes back to gills. Then he'll have no choice but to return to the primordial soup. I'm thinking, maybe a week, week and a half...

I still don't know, but I'm pretty sure I've seen something like it on Hoarders. At the bottom of a heap. And the crew didn't know what it was and the hoarder couldn't remember.

I don't know what that is, and I'm quite possibly older than you are. Knowledge of trash =/= age.

So did you quit, or did they fire you?

You Suck At Cooking - Pea Salad.

I don't know - maybe they changed it in the re-make. I mean, World War Z got totally fucked up, so why not War of the Worlds?

Didn't see the most recent version(I hate Tom Cruise), but in the original movie and the book, it was the common cold.

No...that I watch online.

Just lock him in a room with a pack of smokes and no way to light them. Simple and minimal effort - and probably more amusing.

watching old bad horror movies. searching through the bargain bins at dollar stores for old bad horror movies.

Squeeze at the base of the bone - you can feel where it is - for about 15 minutes. If it doesn't stop, call the doctor. Also, don't blow your nose, because you'll dislodge any clots that have formed. And don't tip your head back - you'll just be swallowing blood, which will give you the joy of being nauseated as well as having a nosebleed. Instead, lean forward a little.

I'm sorry - I thought you said something about mowing lawns.

Thanks. Now I can't stop drooling, and I put on 5 lbs just looking at them.