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That's what we call wooden matches sometimes, but beyond that, no.

Only if it's that pretty blue one.

Rooting a fire stick sounds odd. Not in a porn way, but in a stalking the wild asparagus way.

I've been a witness for the prosecution in criminal cases. Should I expect a spider?

No, I was just a little perplexed, but I guess they do it differently everywhere (Up here they don't give prescriptions any more - it all goes electronically to the pharmacy.)

Sorry, didn't see this. I know that health care systems and their affiliated docs can send stuff over an intranet - the guy who ordered my scans showed them to me on the computer. The surgeon was was not in the network, so she needed the disc because she couldn't access the actual images.

When I had all my scans and junk before surgery, the CT tech and the US tech said "here's your disc." When the surgeon's office called to confirm my appointment, they said "please bring the discs of any scan's you've had." And what I have looks like discs. So what the fuck are they? I mean, this was just 7 months ago...

Once more with feeling: Yes, the chiropractor needs the radiologist's report, because the chiropractor is not a radiologist. A radiologist is a real doctor who has done a five year residency in radiology, and who is required to take continuing education credits to maintain certification. You have the disc to take with you to any specialists that you might go see. It's standard procedure - when you go to see an orthopedist or neurosurgeon, they'll ask you to bring the disc with your MRI.

Hang it up. You're an amateur.

6/10 There's just something wrong about the hair.

A) We've been through this before. A radiologist is going to read it. Do I need to repeat myself further? B) If it's anything beyond muscle spasm, he's out of his league.

Those of us who still have land lines, you little whippersnapper. Now quit your jabbering - Lawrence Welk is on.

Not to the head, anyway.

It's harder than you think. Google is off limits! Every answer must start with the FIRST letter of your LAST name. Ready? Go! Last name initial.................... M Animal........................... Mongoose Girls Name............... Margo Boy's Name................... Morgan Color...................... Mauve Name of a movie ...... Mothra Something you wear..... Mukluks Drink..........................Manhattan Food........................ Manacotti Item in bathroom.......... Moisturizer Place....................Moon Reason to be late..... Meteor

It's actually kind of boring - the last time I had blood drawn, the doctor checked my carboxyhemoglobin (it's a measure of carbon monoxide in your blood) and it was 27 whatevers. Over 20 is toxic. (She was kind of impressed - she said that that was the highest one she'd ever seen on somebody walking around.) So I don't think you'll get sick if you take a bite out of my arm, but you may suffocate in the process. And yes, and you have no idea how hard it is to type without thumbs.

Grandpa?!

Don't you tell me what to do! You're not my real daddy! At least, that's what Mommy says.

You don't need to take your precious water bottle. Class reunions are one of those venues where it's ok if people know you're drinking.

I rather doubt that "copies" entered the discussion.

Is this your way of telling us that the next time you leave the house, Mom's getting the locks changed?

...the Ark of the Covenant, the Holy Grail, and Amelia Earhardt. Oh, and Jimmy Hoffa's body (and all those years, we thought it was in New Jersey.)

So they fired you?

Who?

And Rebecca.