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Do you think if we did, that anybody would ever figure out the connection?

Crock pots rule. Great for chili and corned beef, too (it's not just for St Patrick's day anymore).

I saw the title of this threads, and thought it said TucksGoneWild.com. A] Oh, the possibilities. B] I need new glasses.

At my age, riding a bicycle is one of the ways I court death.

When I'm not cycling, I don't. Oddly enough, when I'm depressed, I just wait for death to come to me. It's only when I hit a certain point in mania that I go out looking for it.

Who poured salt on your cheerios this morning? Please just stop. You know better, and you know that this will end badly. It always does.

Don't forget the fat in the granola.

Why do you do this? It wouldn't occur to me post the latest in enema bags or the spiffy new wound packing we've got. What happens at work might be amusing, but what you use at work should stay at work.

Youth is wasted on the young, and rehab is wasted on the dead.

And this is why I don't have TV.

I'm going to have to go out for smokes shortly - watch me get snacks and forget the cigarettes (and I'm not even hungry).

Technically speaking, he's actually not a pedophile, he's an ephebophile. At least, on paper, he is, since we all know that he's not getting any action in real life.

Well, I think it's cute. And I know what you mean about therapy animals - my cats aren't real therapy animals, but they're very helpful, even if it's just because they need to be fed and have their litter boxes cleaned on a regular basis.

That would be adorable - all those cute little blue spiders! You'll have to do another video.

That's what we call wooden matches sometimes, but beyond that, no.

Only if it's that pretty blue one.

Rooting a fire stick sounds odd. Not in a porn way, but in a stalking the wild asparagus way.

I've been a witness for the prosecution in criminal cases. Should I expect a spider?

No, I was just a little perplexed, but I guess they do it differently everywhere (Up here they don't give prescriptions any more - it all goes electronically to the pharmacy.)

Sorry, didn't see this. I know that health care systems and their affiliated docs can send stuff over an intranet - the guy who ordered my scans showed them to me on the computer. The surgeon was was not in the network, so she needed the disc because she couldn't access the actual images.

When I had all my scans and junk before surgery, the CT tech and the US tech said "here's your disc." When the surgeon's office called to confirm my appointment, they said "please bring the discs of any scan's you've had." And what I have looks like discs. So what the fuck are they? I mean, this was just 7 months ago...

Once more with feeling: Yes, the chiropractor needs the radiologist's report, because the chiropractor is not a radiologist. A radiologist is a real doctor who has done a five year residency in radiology, and who is required to take continuing education credits to maintain certification. You have the disc to take with you to any specialists that you might go see. It's standard procedure - when you go to see an orthopedist or neurosurgeon, they'll ask you to bring the disc with your MRI.

Hang it up. You're an amateur.

6/10 There's just something wrong about the hair.

A) We've been through this before. A radiologist is going to read it. Do I need to repeat myself further? B) If it's anything beyond muscle spasm, he's out of his league.