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Saturday night trivia - Benny Andersson and Björn Ulvaeus wrote the music for "Chess"

I assume a lot of things. I don't know why; it always ends badly.

Find me a mention of microchips in the Bible or any non-canonical writings (anywhere from Jubilees and Enoch to the Gospel of Judas and the Gospel of Thomas) and I'll give you a cookie. Actually, I know almost nothing about microchips, but depending on how much information you could put on them, it might be a good idea; there have been times when I'd have given my eye teeth for a patient's diagnoses, medications, and allergies (and maybe a copy of their most recent EKG).

No worries. Ave Satanas!

Questionable Expectations (My lab partner and I named our first genetics lab report "Corn and Punishment," so this is not without precedent.)

And sometimes, there isn't a reason...Sometimes I wake up just panicky, and I stay at low level panic all day. I don't even know if it's mental health, or if everybody has days like that.

It's a reptile. They're not known for being very demonstrative.

You mean that somebody shoved an oxygen tank down your throat and blew it up with a bullet? (Gotta say, I hate when that happens. Headache for days.)

Sounds like my back yard - and everybody wants me to mow it and get rid of all that atmosphere.

A geode that my daughter gave me for a housewarming gift. It's got to be millions of years old.

Divine intervention does require two parties, it's just not necessarily much fun

That's not an idiom. I don't know what it is, because I wasn't an English major, but I do know that it's not an idiom.

5'6" and built like the Pillsbury doughboy. Not actually fat, just round, and soft, and doughy.

Innovator/Banker What does this mean? This means your primary core value is Innovator – An Innovator’s core value energy is Wisdom. Wisdom is the ability to see the way things are, and discern what to do about it. You accurately assess situations and provide solutions. Your secondary core value is Banker – A Banker’s core value energy is Knowledge. Knowledge is knowing the facts through research, measurement, proof and records. You are driven to understand the "what", "how" and "why" of things.

Oh, piffle. People in the third world are always dropping dead; that's what they do. No, no...the more I think about this, the better it seems. Like I'm seeing some definite potential for a reality show.

No, I think that in order to to understand you, she needs to become you. Maybe she can even take up liberating craft supplies and trying to pick up high school football players on OKC. Work with me here - I really think that in the long run, this will bring a new level of harmony and understanding to the Zenigundam household., and you, your bride, and your mother can all live together happily ever after.

You know what would be really cool? If you got a girlfriend, got married, moved out, got your own place...and if then your mother would sell her house, move in with you and your bride, and take up residence on the couch, drinking wine coolers, watching HGTV, the Food Network, and Hallmark, playing Jewel Quest and the latest Delicious, and refusing to take out the garbage.

Yeah...yeah...I can't quit smoking, either.

FTFY - remember, no fucking. This is Zeni we're talking about. so it's a no-nookie zone. No sex at ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.

You mean there are people who don't?

I love you - I've never met another woman with feet bigger than mine (12 wide). We can go shopping for cute shoes together - if one can find cute canoes.

Watch what you say about ketchup. It's not just a condiment, it's a vegetable - Ronald Reagan said so.

It sticks to the roof of your brain.

I don't either. I've seen patients go through benzo withdrawal - not fun, not pretty. This is my way of emulating all of the people who tell me to quit smoking or I'll get cancer- it's a waste of time, but deep in one's heart, one hopes...