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Yeah...yeah... yeah.

Uh, actually, it's not a fail - I thought the same thing he did, and I'm glad we were both wrong. DJ Sona[/member] how scary is that, dude, that our minds are on the same track? ::spin::

Next thing you know, he'll be blaming it all on a one-armed man.

Yeah. I saw a recent picture of him - poor guy. It's a rough way to go.

And I don't even try.

blood, sweat, and tears

Keep telling yourself that. But remember, you have to nag and cajole and stalk to get these numbers. I just have to stand there.

Age doesn't matter. What matters is that I can get an 18 year old's number and you can't.

http://www.freep.com/story/sports/2017/09/17/former-wwe-manager-commentator-bobby-the-brain-heenan-dead-73/675906001/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter Bobby "The Brain" Heenan has died at the age of 73. Another wrestling legend gone.

Don't worry - depending on what kind of character I roll up, you may get some. (Material, that is.)

Yeah. His mother has been one of my regulars since I started working at the library, and she always brought the kids in with her.

I will! The hot blond guy (actually, he's not so much hot as he is cute and very sweet; I've known him since he was about 6) in question has been our intern at the library for the past two years. We've talked a lot about D&D, and he and a friend are putting a dungeon together.

No, at least not as far as I know. I just thought that it was funny because he puts so much effort into that age group, and here I am, old enough to be his mother (actually, I think I'm a little older than she is), and not even trying, and I'm getting handed a number.

Yeah...she's 11.

Guess what I did yesterday? I got the phone number of a hot 18 year old blond guy. And I wasn't even trying. Zenigundam?[/member]

I know. Gotta tell you, it's hard to keep a straight face when the chief complaint is "Pt states [foreign object of choice] lodged in rectum" .

Take it to Rants.

Anything, unless you want the ER staff to laugh at you when it gets stuck. (And they will.)

It's a strange gateway to pass through - I've been posting in there all along, even before I hit any magic number. Maybe it's because the old rants was pretty much a dumpster fire, and I'm the only one left who'll admit that that's where I'm from. (you should have invoked your rants time and they'd have let you in from the beginning.).

Pumpkin spice lattes?

Sex sells.

Never heard of them, but from the sounds of it, I ought to be grateful that the granddaughter hasn't either, at least, not as far as she's mentioned.

It depends on what you look like naked.

Cool! Giant insects are almost as good as dinosaurs.

Is there a science center in your town? When my kids were young, we use to go there a couple of times a month - they never got bored because there was always some traveling exhibit rotating in and out. But museums are fun, too. I go with Dexter and DeeDee whenever the dinosaurs come to town.