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It's like sex - she's only 7, so you answer the questions she asks, in age appropriate terms. If she doesn't ask, she's probably not interested. And why would she be? And if that person was my kid's teacher, I'd be home schooling faster than you could say "What the fuck?"

Whaaaat? If this is what it's come to, I'm glad I didn't go back for my NP.

You kids are too young to remember, but they had them in ancient Egypt - they used sheep intestines.

All I have to do is see the name to know that and be duly terrified. When I think of the Godfather, all I can think of is "Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."

Parker Brothers.

Actually, I like this one better - the other one was good, but it made me think of the Godfather.

Cows make more and tolerate milking machines better.

Baby cows do. You need to spend some time down on the farm. (Or at least try some milk-fed veal. Mmmmmmmmmmm)

Scoob: arbiter of male hawtness. They'll have you picking the next James Bond and the next Most Interesting Man in the World before you know it.

That was my older daughter's first anniversary.

Could be - it's my brother's birthday, and that's pretty much how his luck runs.

As long as it comes with an appropriate sound effect.

Noooooo! I love Andre Toulon and the puppet.

Yet another reason why I'm not on Facebook (let's see, how many am I up to now?).

I didn't mean to be offensive, even though it came out that way. It's just that you know what happens when you assume...

Let's be perfectly clear on this - a military hottie, not THE military hottie, right?

Notice I said "to death." Obesity being as prevalent as it is, there are a lot of Americans who are malnourished

True, however, in America, it is extremely unlikely that your child will starve to death in front of you.

Please elaborate.

Sex? What is this sex you speak of? (It's been a while.)

Aw, man - 3 days to go, and I haven't even banned half the books yet!

For dinner.

Don't be a kill joy. I'm not likely to get another 18 year old's phone number until my granddaughter turns 18, and I want to milk it for all it's worth. And I didn't just leave this hanging around; I summoned Zeni in the op, mostly so I could gloat, but I did let him know the thread was here.

Yes. It does. Especially when one doesn't have insurance or registration or maybe a license...and when one has skipped a court date and may have a bench warrant...

And they love me for that aura of experience that only a woman of a certain age can offer. After all, I've played a half-elfin cleric/fighter, who maxed out (this was back in the day when you had to split EP's evenly among the classes if you were playing a character with two). After she got pregnant and retired, I played a dwarfish fighter, but she died on her third or fourth trip to the dungeon, and it was really too expensive to resurrect her (it's always expensive, but worse for non-humans, because they didn't have souls, although I'm told they do now.) And then there was the human thief, who was visited by Zeus in a dream... See? You have absolutely nothing like this to offer, just superficial chit chat, the aroma of stale beer, and a ride on the bus or subway.