mthor

Blocks you in 5...4...3...2...1.

It looks nice, but where did you put the Judas chair? Also, Janice and Lucille send congratulations.

Maybe. After all, when you get a pulled pork sandwich, how can you be sure whether it's pig or long pig?

and bunnies

How do zombies travel?

Not worth the mess, and the body work would be a nightmare.

What do vegan zombies eat?

A stray car? It was probably afraid that if it followed you home, it'd wind up in the impound lot, uninsured, unregistered, and unloved.

cherry cobbler with vanilla ice cream

At night. I think I'm allergic to the cats.

Of course we're a family. We put the "fun" in "dysfunctional."

Syphillis Chlamydia

Why are you asking questions and then answering them?

I collected $1.40 in overdue fees.

Why not?

That used to happen in Amazon Trail, too.

only by divine intervention.

So buy an abandoned oil rig, declare yourself a sovereign nation, and write like no one has ever written before. Then you can flout nationalist conventions of literature. (And really confuse critics.)

I don't do art, but I will say that Dostoyevsky=/= Solzhenitsyn=/= Bulgakov=/= Radzinsky. Four writers, with totally different styles and totally different messages. None of them write like Russians, they write like people who want to share their individual visions. Not Russians. Humans.

This is the kind of question we used to debate over a bong when I was in college. And my response is, why does it matter? You write as an individual, not as a racial/ethnic collective.

Well, there's always Naugahyde.And air conditioning.

Isn't this the one who won't answer you?

And the appropriate gift for this anniversary is leather. Congratulations.

in your decidedly beta dreams.