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Almost every other signature was coupled with paragraphs of sentimentalities.

for writing "insufficient sympathies" while signing an office card for a co-worker whose dad died. Isn't "Condolences, [sign name]" not enough? What kind of Larry David shit is this?

Best FLCL content since 2001.

Sinners - 9/10 In IMAX 70mm. Banger.

Fixing is removal of the balls, not penis.

I just looked this up and I welcome death with open arms.

A horse on the WB lot just hardened its dick by 32% in anticipation of fart fucking this human testicular carcinoma to death.

We're at the playing live-action stuff phase, huh? It's 2008 all over again!

VA's are flat as fuck I just might wait for the Japanese. Can't believe I'm saying that for a Watanabe show.

Death of a Unicorn - 4/10. Was reminding me about how good Common Side Effects and Jurassic Park and so I was thinking of Common Side Effects and Jurassic Park instead of thinking about the movie while watching the movie so I popped in my Jurassic Park 4K disc as soon as I got home. Jurassic Park - 1000000000000/10. Literally the perfect movie. Why even bother with sequels?

Too clean and shiny. Lacks ａｅｓｔｈｅｔｉｃｓ　アヸ雨

Very disappointed Bukkake Fools Day didn't come to pass but I'll take 88 more years Rick & Morty sure.

Me: "ChatGPT, please draw me an image of David Zaslav and TOM nutting in Jason DeMarco's mouth." ChatGPT: "No."

https://tmz.com/2025/3/31/jason-demarco-dead

gay

CSE is right up there with Severance for best show of the year so far, it's kinda ridiculous.

At least the first hour's some quality ADULT animation. Offset that Fight Girl shit hard.

That's the good news, but it also comes with a side dish of FUCKING RETARDED: Note that all Looney Tunes shorts have disappeared from MAX as of last week.

Probably just an AI upscaled 4K release.

Was eavesdropping on my neighbors in the act. Had to take a nice long shower to cleanse myself physically / emotionally / mentally / spiritually / metaphysically

Bukkake. Every character's face gets incrementally more covered with cum as the night progresses.

Happy International Sandwich Maker Day!