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Both of NY's baseball teams are in playoffs. Both had their streams cut off to Hulu users because Disney's servers decided this was the time to commit seppuku. Who shall we punish/kill for this injustice? Discuss.

Kiddy-ass shit

So are they using Topaz AI for the upscale or something more sophisticated?

Dream Theater released a new single with Mike Portnoy back in the saddle and I haven't been this bored listening to something in quite a while. I say this as a DT fan. Wtf

This is legit fucking infuriating. Should've sensed it coming with the soundtrack being issued on a picture disc (for those who don't know, picture discs are notorious for having god awful sound quality). Perhaps it's fitting that a show about downward spirals goes into a downward spiral. It feels almost intentional, like high art masquerading as a piece of shit. Uzumaki is this generation's Freddie Got Fingered.

Megalopolis - ???/10 I genuinely loved every second of this... but is it "good?"

People would gladly sit through Rick & Morty before anything. As long as it's not Not-Rick & Morty.

The Substance - 9.5/10 Most confusing erection I've ever sustained in my life

Blame the Pandemic. Really, that's all it comes down to. The PS5 didn't really start hitting the common household until 3 years after its launch thanks to cost and chip supply issues. That and with game fidelity being what it is on THIS system and the "Pro" upgrade only just coming out next year, I wouldn't expect any next gen consoles before 2029. Though when the Pro version does come out next year, that's when Sony and any other streaming/app companies are gonna cut support for PS4.

Hard pass on Dragon Ball Jr. Give me a Roshi / King Vegeta prequel series by Murata.

It's not real R&M I don't care

If I ever get famous, I'll need this website destroyed

The probability ticker at the bottom right of AppleTV's baseball stream impales me with a rush of rage as well as fear that other services might add it to their games. Fuck that ticker to hell FUCK.

I prefer pure, unfiltered horror.

Discuss.

Fuck bees every species of them please FUCKING die.

I don't know where the 10-minute part came from.

Strange Darling - 1,000,000/10 See this blind you cowards. You chucklefucks.

The entire concept of Shippuden was broken, as if it was written by a severely neurodivergent child whose never interacted with another human. The only real way for it to have made any sense was if it were a Sasuke Vader story. His radicalization is too deep, thus it's up to Naruto and Sakura to come to terms with what he's done and take him down (with a possible "Redemption Death" as the extra saison). It really warrants it's own alt-story, like a Pluto type deal.

I'd play the shit out of the tbh

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