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The Substance - 9.5/10 Most confusing erection I've ever sustained in my life

More accurately:

So much cash goes down the drain with death row. Better to just have an officer in the courtroom to give a clean headshot the moment the sentence comes down. If they come out innocent afterwards... whelp it's not like a pardon was coming down anyways lol less stress for the family and sentencee

Great move after your predecessor halved all the available parking in the city for bike lanes, very nice.

Blame the Pandemic. Really, that's all it comes down to. The PS5 didn't really start hitting the common household until 3 years after its launch thanks to cost and chip supply issues. That and with game fidelity being what it is on THIS system and the "Pro" upgrade only just coming out next year, I wouldn't expect any next gen consoles before 2029. Though when the Pro version does come out next year, that's when Sony and any other streaming/app companies are gonna cut support for PS4.

Hard pass on Dragon Ball Jr. Give me a Roshi / King Vegeta prequel series by Murata.

It's not real R&M I don't care

breast milks

If I ever get famous, I'll need this website destroyed

The probability ticker at the bottom right of AppleTV's baseball stream impales me with a rush of rage as well as fear that other services might add it to their games. Fuck that ticker to hell FUCK.

I prefer pure, unfiltered horror.

You can't make a show like Silicon Valley or VEEP anymore, there's nothing left to parody.

BRO

Discuss.

#MemesThatMuskWouldLike

you're too late

This would require him changing the name of his song, thus your comment goes down like bad medicine.

"TAKE MY HAND AND WE'LL MAKE IT I SWEAR WOOAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOH"

You could say that she's a little runaway

For the guy who co-orchestrated 9/11 to say that, may I say... HOLY SHIT.

Fuck bees every species of them please FUCKING die.