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MasqueradeOverture

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  1. Almost every other signature was coupled with paragraphs of sentimentalities.
  2. for writing "insufficient sympathies" while signing an office card for a co-worker whose dad died. Isn't "Condolences, [sign name]" not enough? What kind of Larry David shit is this?
  3. I don't like how so many people are fucking around but not finding out. When they getting to finding out?
  4. Sinners - 9/10 In IMAX 70mm. Banger.
  5. Counterpoint: Criminalize marriage across the board. No more of this dual bank account shit.
  6. I said my time on Earth would be over if we ever had to consider AI civil rights... ok 👍
  7. Yet the stock shot up 10% in afterhours. I'll be setting up a Gofundme if anyone wants to help me recover the costs of my short.
  8. I just looked this up and I welcome death with open arms.
  9. A horse on the WB lot just hardened its dick by 32% in anticipation of fart fucking this human testicular carcinoma to death.
  10. Ever see Blade Runner 2049? Just do that.
  11. Fucking finally. https://www.livescience.com/technology/virtual-reality/in-a-first-breakthrough-3d-holograms-can-be-be-touched-grabbed-and-poked
  12. MOTHERFUCKER DC plane crash: NY lawmakers confirmed everyone is fine after runway crash – NBC New York
  13. 6 dead in helicopter crash in Hudson River in NYC, AP source says | AP News Wtf hit it? Thing went down with no tail.
  14. We're at the playing live-action stuff phase, huh? It's 2008 all over again!
  15. https://bsky.app/profile/unusualwhales.bsky.social/post/3lmfm5ycbjk2x Market manipulation unlike anything we've ever seen. Bring out the fucking guillotines.
  16. TSLA Stock Price | Tesla Inc. Stock Quote (U.S.: Nasdaq) | MarketWatch
  17. It was down to $216 and now it's back to $232. I can't do these kegel exercises anymore I'm gonna kill myself
  18. VA's are flat as fuck I just might wait for the Japanese. Can't believe I'm saying that for a Watanabe show.
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