If you've been using a wheel cutter all your life, stop what you're doing and get a rocker. They're guaranteed to cut in a straight line, they're easier to wash and can be weaponize in the event of a zombie outbreak.
Aha! I was right.
I'm pretty sure I got a sprained knee when I got attacked by a single vicious bee while in the Crazy Horse parking lot.
Never went to the hospital or anything and family thought I was faking it because I don't like going to tourist attractions.
Laundry detergent can give you chemical burn. I splashed a bunch on my knee once and thought it would be fine.
It started burning after a few minutes so I went home to get a change of pants.