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You could spend a whole afternoon tearing those off.

Or you can get this thing. https://www.amazon.com/Worlds-Largest-Gummy-Cherry-Rasberry/dp/B0064KFWGW

I wonder if you can spend the on Steam Cards. Kinda doubt it, though.

I think there are a few reasons why people get married. 1. They actually want to be with somebody forever. Now I never understood why people need to get married for this. They can be together regardless. Divorce is always an option so you can't claim that it's commitment. 2. Being pressured. The pressure could come from peers, parents or even the significant other. Getting married because somebody else wants you too is a really bad idea. 3. Just to check it off of their to do list. Some people think you have to do certain things in life. Things like always aiming for a higher job position, owning your own house, having kids and yes, getting married. This has been ingrained in us since birth and is expected of us. Some people don't consider that you don't have to follow this path to be content with your life. 4. To get a Green Card. Nothing to add here. 5. Desperation. Some people just can't handle being alone and are willing to settle with anyone. They'll fool themselves into thinking they actually love somebody and are willing to go through hell just to keep them. This will lead to a toxic relationship. 6.A project. This is more of a relationship thing but I'll include this anyway. I noticed that women in particular will pick what you can call a bad boy and try to mold him into something she approves of. After a while they'll realize that their partner will never change and will move onto the next guy.

Nope. I'm not a big movie goer nor am I excited to see many movies. I've watched the Half in the Bag so I pretty much know the plot.

This is 2017. People can identify as a vegetable if they want.

Your farts must be insane.

First you have to figure out which kind it is. I'm not an expert but I believe newer ones are electric. You have something to worry about if it's gas but might just have to relight the pilot. In the mean time, you can heat water the old fashion way.

I think we should get rid of the terms fruits and vegetable and replace with with yum yum plants because some of this shit is too fucking confusing.

You've been beaten to that Stilgar.

I've been reading some very polarizing opinions on it. Seems people either hate it or love it. I wonder if some people just don't get it.

Pretty much. They didn't even tell me Happy Holidays or Merry Christmas. It was great.

I've been warning people about this.

They do. You never heard of buffalo wings?

Orphan parts?

For not celebrating Christmas.

I'm able to just hold them back. I'd rather not spit on myself or anything else.

Shave beard. Problem solved.

Is that white car a BMW? If so, I believe you. I can't quite tell what that emblem is.

Keep it up. Think of the money you'll save. I realized that I can save 480 dollars a year if I cut out energy drinks and I've been doing just fine without caffeine.

"Here's that thing I borrowed....without asking.....for 25 years."

This is the hero we need.

Although those capacitors can still give you a pretty big shock. I was super careful of them when I took my microwave apart.

Just when you think you've seen everything. http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-birmingham-42271150