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This is 2017. People can identify as a vegetable if they want.

Your farts must be insane.

First you have to figure out which kind it is. I'm not an expert but I believe newer ones are electric. You have something to worry about if it's gas but might just have to relight the pilot. In the mean time, you can heat water the old fashion way.

I think we should get rid of the terms fruits and vegetable and replace with with yum yum plants because some of this shit is too fucking confusing.

You've been beaten to that Stilgar.

I've been reading some very polarizing opinions on it. Seems people either hate it or love it. I wonder if some people just don't get it.

Pretty much. They didn't even tell me Happy Holidays or Merry Christmas. It was great.

I've been warning people about this.

They do. You never heard of buffalo wings?

Orphan parts?

For not celebrating Christmas.

I'm able to just hold them back. I'd rather not spit on myself or anything else.

Shave beard. Problem solved.

Is that white car a BMW? If so, I believe you. I can't quite tell what that emblem is.

Keep it up. Think of the money you'll save. I realized that I can save 480 dollars a year if I cut out energy drinks and I've been doing just fine without caffeine.

"Here's that thing I borrowed....without asking.....for 25 years."

This is the hero we need.

Although those capacitors can still give you a pretty big shock. I was super careful of them when I took my microwave apart.

Just when you think you've seen everything. http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-birmingham-42271150

That's not how you're suppose to toss your salad.

Theming be damned.

The only inherent meaning is to live because that is how genetics do. Any other meanings will depend on each person.

Sometimes my fingers have a mind of their own.

I always volunteer to work Christmas. I don't celebrate and I get double pay.