RainyDayJizz#35

If you're referencing me the lack of a butt is just a personal preference. Skeletor has skinny girl ass to the max.

Lol I didn't even notice that, I was just like if you're gonna give skeletor a woman's body where is his butt?

Terrible ass.

Yeah, definitely both. I can't tell you how many times a different perspective or just a series of words struck a great line of thought for me. And really we are input machines, our body is a vehicle to interpret the world for our mind. There is true original thought, but now I wonder if new thoughts are even capable of old thoughts. On the shoulders of giants, we stand and cum in their ear.

I refer to her as the feral cat cause she is savage for such a tiny thing. After her two week adventure away from home she loves eating cicadas. And they may as well fly into her mouth if they're within three feet. My little sister would just bring animals home and I ended up with her because no one could handle her. So I dunno if she was wild or what. We actually had a weird relationship, I was around for a few months when she was a kitten and I moved out. Not long after I was hearing things about getting rid of her for being a pain. So I took her and we had fun for a year and then my life went all topsy turvy again. I really want to see her before she dies, she has to be at least 12 now. Little miss smarty pants isn't gonna forget me though. I guess I can allow anger since she's a cat and all.

My nieces imprisoned her in the washing machine for I dunno how long and after that she growled at all child noises. And she kept them away as long as they were children. Like I know how to train kittens to fight so they can defend themselves, and I wanted to show someone how she fights but she does not want to. When I showed it to them she full on attacked my hand, no play. And then she stared at me and growled. "Don't ask me to attack you jerk!" A sweetie pie with more balls than a tom.

You might enjoy this, I actually did spend about an hour shooting rubber bands at a cat but not hard and she kept trying to catch them. I had this bag of rubber bands on a shelf and three nights in a row I came home to rubber bands strewn everywhere. So coming home to her sitting in the mess made me laugh, so I shot them around her for a while and put them in a drawer after. I left a few out for her to play with, watching her play with hair ties and rubber bands is hilarious. She tosses them by herself and tries to snatch them in the air. I had to leave her with my parents and they have these little costume pearls she loves now. She can grab them in her paws and really chuck them to chase after. That cat is a master of entertaining herself, such a personality on her. The last time I saw her she was super happy to see me but I had to get a swat and a hiss for leaving her. And she is not forgiving, so that swat came with a set of claws she sharpens on wood.

Lol, all it does is only let them open the cabinets a bit without being able to get in. You put the rubber bands around the knobs. Did you think I was talking about shooting rubber bands at her or something?

Rubber bands can be a quick fix too and you can get the satisfaction of annoying the cat.

The Uighur are being imprisoned and used for slave labor and we will see if ICE camps have been using questionable medical procedures. As for the other, the gulf war is history now.

Tell me everything you remember about the War of 1812.

You mean to tell me she's soliciting people to turn their children into buttfaces? I wholly approve of this endeavor.

You mean to tell me Urkel can find Laura!

I want you to know I hate who you are as a person.

The Farmer's Almanac has protected its methods for predicting weather since it was created. But maybe you're being sarcastic. I'm excited for this brave new world. All of these frequent disasters should produce a more cooperative species of human.

Oh my god I've seen enough softcore shit to recognize that idiot guy. He's the same idiot guy in every one. Not sure if I should feel pride or shame right now.

I wonder how many sandwiches Jesus ate.

"What do I want for my birthday? Leave me alone. I'll get you the same thing on your birthday. I'm grown and can buy my own shit."

You're missing the point that a dragon named Bruce is fat and lazy.

Would you prefer this to be Bruce? Looking further into the images for fat dragon is... odd.

Well I just named it Bruce, because if Bruce is a dragon that is him. All I did was an image search for fat dragon, because Bruce is a chubby boy.

Porn is probably 70 percent of those statistics. I base this off of nothing.

I knew what you meant I just wanted to post one from his acting days.

You said Reagan. But those are all over Amazon for 50 bucks.