RainyDayJizz#35

I think of it like a blood disease so at least a day. Shit, I should have voted 8 to 48.

How the hell did she get CPS called on her during quarantine? Neighbors?

Hah, Boo gave me crap about missing everything in movies. I didn't know they started giving the audience extra jobs to do other than watch and listen.

When @jezebelthenun showed her tits the first thing Gnome asked is why the vacuum cleaner was still in the box.

*Zooms in on the carpet* Yep. Cause someone else might have thought about vacuuming first.

Dollars and skents.

You like her pain!?!

Okay Doom Fat Alchemist. Just because you were left out doesn't mean I'll give you something you like.

People don't bother to develop social skills and just become parrots thinking people of differing opinions are just beneath them and incapable of following their logic. And wtf do you do about that? I mean, these people already excluded others from their lives with their personalities, and now when everyone is inside they're all screaming for attention. As though their little daily interactions were all they had going on.

Here's the image, someone get on it.

Are you floating on air now?

Don't worry, it's all been recorded for posterity.

I am not sober.

I develop a healthy equilibrium with my money that keeps me from being alarmed.

In the natural world seeds are not buried, people learned to do that because it's a better and safer environment for a seed.

Cheers! I want to watch some claymation now.

My body at rest could possibly be the most disgusting thing on Earth.

And my mattress still smells brand new. You have no idea what a grease monster I am. Even when I shower after work there was a significant difference between my side and Boo's side. She forgot to take a picture cause on some white sheets her side was fine but mine was gray.

She's getting married like next week, I think she's 10 years younger than me? Net friend, but she's stuck with me forever. I didn't say anything to her for like two years but she told me not to be a stranger so now I try and keep in touch a bit.

See, you guys act like that's a conversation but I'm just saying shit. Sometimes people need to know I hate this particular thing. My homie Marcie gets me, so nyah to all that shit.

I dont know if I would call this a fear but I don't want to go on most amusement park rides anymore because I don't trust people to maintain them anymore, there are accidents all the time, I think. The last time I went on one of those multi-person gyroscope things my belt came unbuckled on it's own and I clung to the shoulder bars like my life depended on it. With the laziness and cost cutting I've seen everywhere I go in America, fuck every ride that has a remote potential to kill me.

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So I guess like most women, you haven't figured me out.

Was I high?

I got so tired of seeing protonjon and Patty finishing their streams when I showed up. I saw you on one of the Halloween streams he put up, that made me laugh. This and news is basically all my internet these days. Good to see errybody though!