RainyDayJizz#35

Hah, sorry. It happened a long time ago, I was just thinking about animal personalities. I liked that cat, and those two weeks were so odd. Apparently she lived at our neighbors house too and she stayed with them for a week too. Once she started feeling okay with us she would hop on the hood of my car while I was still pulling in the driveway. Even walked in my window a few times. It's interesting to me an animal would take the time to say bye to people.

So I was thinking about my mom's cat. She must have become really aggressive when the previous owners declawed her and they probably couldn't deal with it. When she came to our house she was invisible for three days, and I was the first person she said hello to. I can't remember if I had my dog at the time, when I took him on walks he was two steps behind me. One day I accidentally punched her, she but me HARD for no reason and it was just a reaction from me. All four fangs sunk and I was just coming up to pet and say hello. Luckily I'm not so nuts I hurt her, definitely stunned though. She shook her head and ran off. So funny, after that if she felt she had to bite me it was always a warning bite. I felt so bad when I punched her but I did my best to measure that instant reaction in my head that went, "holy shit you're punching a cat you need to cut that shit hard!" She got comfortable and quit biting after like 5 years, lol, and I got a kitten later. So I had been through about eight litters of kittens because of my brother's slutty cat and i knew how to have fun with these jerkasses. So i have a cat that plays fetch and climbs my clothes to sit on my shoulders, and hides behind corners to tackle my mom's cat and run away. I come home from work one day and I see my cat dead in the street with a hole in her head. I call animal control and go to my room because I can't deal with it. Apparently my mom's cat went to lie next to her. Before my mom's cat was put to sleep she came to hang out with me for two weeks. Since she lived there and knew my habits too she knew exactly when to crawl into my bed and fall asleep hugging me. Cause I am not something you sleep next to, but I am a pile of shit for hours after I wake up. While she was with me one day she started rubbing her eye aggressively and pulled out a huge chunk of that third eyelid, and I can't remember if I cried but I definitely hugged her. After those two weeks her temper changed and she stayed outside, even growled when I tried to pet her once. She was sitting in the street and wouldn't move because I felt like she figured it was the place to go to die.

I tried so hard to find the Louis CK bit where he talked about sitting on his friend's ass because he liked the pressure and wondered if it was gay or if he was a great friend. Well, I mean I spent at least 3 minutes which is forever in search crafting time.

I had a cat that used to bust open a very weak bathroom door to watch me go. Could be a protective thing, so maybe a cat has your back. That's good cause cats only like agreeable people.

Just think if the sign was calfed brains.

I was gonna look for the Lego porn site but I found lego porn videos instead... How times have changed.

Yeah. If I remember deer in America don't really have natural predators so they don't see anything as dangerous.

I have never watched this and no one will make me do it.

I don't try to be complex which I think is one of the biggest human obstacles. Also there's less people so less people to get to know. I'm just one of those board people where almost everyone that knew them is gone now. I mean pat was kinda around the chats, but the tamer iteration towards the end. Apparently missing taco island was regrettable. The perspective of a mote of dust does not sit well among a people that imagine themselves titans. I have an odd motivation in life now and if anyone sees my goal they can join in or laugh at me. I love making people laugh.

Happy congrats!

This doesn't seem like a question.

I was just explaining trolling in this paragraph I typed, but instead of doing that I'm going to say fuck the aryan nation and do this 🖕🖕 I'm not sure I see a reason to purposefully troll anyone here, I'd mostly rather troll to be silly. Owait, Viper. I was nice about how he spoke to me and he still disappeared. How are you gonna come at a person like "respect me bitch!" and expect actual respect, even if you do intimidate them. You know in A Bronx Tale that guy said he would rather be feared. People will defend you through love or fear, but I think people defending you out of love would be more valuable.

I don't like you.

That sounds like it would make me want to die more than banal conversation.

Know what else happens when you don't have a plan? https://dposse.ytmnd.com/

Apparently I woke him up which was a bigger laugh for me than the dumb punchline I had. @ghostrek

That's what I wondered. What? I can't even figure out how you could glean that from anything I said.

Listen, ghostrek has had so much dating advice over the years I figured he could share some with me. But he's selfish and hoarding all the advice to himself.

I wasn't trying to joke about your depression I was just hoping you had some advice for me.

Well we could go out but I'm really far from Ohio. I was hoping you had some advice to help me tolerate dating. I want to be dead already and I haven't even been on one yet!

Help me with dating ghostrek. You're my only hope.

without wanting someone to walk by and blow your brains onto the person you're with? I need your help @ghostrek

How about designating your child the housemaid? Why do people want their lives to be a fairy tale? They're so awful.

I know but I wanted to make a joke about the American education system failing me you fucking asshole! And such an obvious forum weapon took longer than five minutes to find. Can't you understand that my jokes are the most important?

I really want to find a vid of Duke Phillips from The Critic saying where's the joke because it's so perfect but it's proving to be far to much effort.