RainyDayJizz#35

Happy congrats!

This doesn't seem like a question.

I was just explaining trolling in this paragraph I typed, but instead of doing that I'm going to say fuck the aryan nation and do this 🖕🖕 I'm not sure I see a reason to purposefully troll anyone here, I'd mostly rather troll to be silly. Owait, Viper. I was nice about how he spoke to me and he still disappeared. How are you gonna come at a person like "respect me bitch!" and expect actual respect, even if you do intimidate them. You know in A Bronx Tale that guy said he would rather be feared. People will defend you through love or fear, but I think people defending you out of love would be more valuable.

I don't like you.

That sounds like it would make me want to die more than banal conversation.

Know what else happens when you don't have a plan? https://dposse.ytmnd.com/

Apparently I woke him up which was a bigger laugh for me than the dumb punchline I had. @ghostrek

That's what I wondered. What? I can't even figure out how you could glean that from anything I said.

Listen, ghostrek has had so much dating advice over the years I figured he could share some with me. But he's selfish and hoarding all the advice to himself.

I wasn't trying to joke about your depression I was just hoping you had some advice for me.

Well we could go out but I'm really far from Ohio. I was hoping you had some advice to help me tolerate dating. I want to be dead already and I haven't even been on one yet!

Help me with dating ghostrek. You're my only hope.

without wanting someone to walk by and blow your brains onto the person you're with? I need your help @ghostrek

How about designating your child the housemaid? Why do people want their lives to be a fairy tale? They're so awful.

I know but I wanted to make a joke about the American education system failing me you fucking asshole! And such an obvious forum weapon took longer than five minutes to find. Can't you understand that my jokes are the most important?

I really want to find a vid of Duke Phillips from The Critic saying where's the joke because it's so perfect but it's proving to be far to much effort.

I have to guess that's an African country because I give a shit about these lines anymore. The border of any country might be the best place to be if the two cultures aren't trying to kill each other. Also Americans suck. But mixing cultures is so much fun. Every decent person loves experiencing new culture.

I meant to reply to this but I didn't have thought energy for it at that moment. I have never thought highly of Trump since I was aware of his existence. He is completely incapable of inspiring respect. Bernie and AOC are about the only politicians I can think of respecting, possibly others in the squad. Mitt Romney who stuck to his guns and remained the most boring person ever the whole time. John McCain. Very few of these people deserve respect, the political spectrum is so out of whack with reality I have to wonder if being rich is like living on another planet. Trump is the least deserving person of respect in any avenue. He's been a massive failure his entire life that survived by manipulating his trust fund and courts to keep him afloat. I personally think he was taking advice from Putin on how to keep power he loved being president so much. I don't have a specific desire to see his life fall apart, but the fact that it has a high probability brings me a joy of seeing bad people get what they deserve. I don't want him stoned, but if his actions have led to ruining a dynasty he was trying to install in America I can be proud to be American a little bit.

So Axios has a little series about Trump's final days purportedly from someone very close to the whole process, the articles aren't terribly long. Considering it's supposed to be a podcast I don't know if that has more info cause I haven't listened, if anyone does let me know cause I don't even know if I will. The reading seems fine to me but if the podcast is the same stuff I'd rather read. https://www.axios.com/off-the-rails-episodes-cf6da824-83ac-45a6-a33c-ed8b00094e39.html

I always found those analogies difficult to wrap my head around too, it always seems easier to understand small made big. Like enlarging an atom's nucleus to the size of a baseball or something and if you place it in the center of a football stadium the nearest electron would be in the parking lot. Or a human able to jump the height of a flea would be able to leap the empire state building. Or the amount an ant carries being the equivalent of you carrying around a Volkswagen. I don't remember those analogies exactly but they're close enough. When it comes to big things scientific notation was good enough for me to get it. 10^14 as compared to 10^6, it's a massive difference that's hard to wrap my head around in some terms but I know how huge the difference is looking at the two numbers. Maybe if I knew how many peas could fit in the sun it would be easier to visualize.

Given all the things that happen in the world it's not too unbelievable. Endorsed by David never heard of him Duke. But these things kept being said and Rs were mad at being lumped with the racists and the Ds lumped all the Rs with the racists. All of this was kind of in the tea leaves, let's be happy it started last summer and not this one.

Anderson Cooper going off on people is generally hilarious. I've watched him roundabout call Trump a little bitch a few times.

So I've watched this at least a dozen times now. The whole thing is amazing and I'm not certain if I love how insane Guiliani looks or the impeccable timing of Trump's stupid dance more. This video is so perfect.

Lol, I was trying to remember Nayru's og name cause I knew that I knew, and it's maln. Happy birthday maln!

I was worried about Trump pardoning rioters, but then I remembered if he does he demonstrates complicity in it. Which probably wouldn't be great if DC charges him with incitement. Hahahaha. He is eating the fattest dick on the way out all because he is him. Is wanting to watch this man's life fall apart a bad quality to have? I'm torn on this one, and not because I think Trump is capable of having any redeeming qualities.